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Song Parodies -> "We Ain't No Branch Davidians"

Original Song Title:

"Sugar, We're Going Down"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fall out boy

Parody Song Title:

"We Ain't No Branch Davidians"

Parody Written by:

JD1611

The Lyrics

This song is about a young Christian man (the guy singing) and his wife defending their Christian refugee camp that's under attack in a dismal future where Christians are not only persecuted, but hunted and tortured. Only funny in an "at least it can't get any worse and it's almost over" sort of way.
Haven't got what we're praying for yet
I'm not going to tell you everything you want to hear
We're all out of food and things look bleak
They know we're here, we didn't see them coming
Those heathen are gonna kill us
They outnumber us and they're strong
(they're gonna kill us, they outnumber us and they're strong)

Self-defense, it's our theme
We're always fighting but, we're fighting for the right team

We're going down, down in an earlier round
But Sugar, we're going down swinging
Hand me another gun and a bullet
They've taken our complex, cock it and pull it

We're going down, down in an earlier round
But Sugar, we're going down swinging
Hand me another gun and a bullet
We've got one more project, cock it and pull it

Haven't got what we're praying for yet
Oh don't worry God's watching over us til the end
Wish He could be down here with you and me
Isn't it messed up how we must die just to see Him
The heathen are gonna kill us
They think that they should but they're wrong
(they're gonna kill us, They think that they should but they're wrong)

Self-defense, that's our theme
We're always fighting but, we're fighting for the right team

We're going down, down in an earlier round
But Sugar, we're going down swinging
Hand me another gun and a bullet
We've got a bad conflict, cock it and pull it

We're going down, down in an earlier round
But Sugar, we're going down swinging
Hand me another gun and a bullet
They're throwing sharp objects, cock it and pull it

Down, down in an earlier round
But Sugar, we're going down swinging
Are all our freakin guns out of bullets?
It's hand-to-hand combat, straight from the pulpit

They're going down, down because they are hell-bound
And Sugar, they're going down screaming
I'm sure we'll all be dead by 11.
But we're redeemed convicts, we'll be in heaven

They're going down, down (down, down)
Down, down (down, down)
They're going down, down (down, down)
It's hand-to-hand combat, straight from the pulpit

You're going down, down in an upcoming round
And Satan, you're going down screaming
You will be cast into the lake of fire
You said you were a god but you're just a liar

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 2.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 12

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Cat - January 25, 2006 - Report this comment
PLAGIARISM! Mind you, I hate Fall Out Boy, but I know enough of the song to know that you plagiarized it.
calciumboy - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Cat, are you retarded? A parody, by definition, is partly plagiarism. It's common practice to leave parts of the lyrics unchanged. Read all the other parodies on this site - they do it all the time!
jdap - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Why are the ratings on pacing so low? The pacing is perfect if you read it right. You guys just don't have the ear for it. You have to be able to play the song back perfectly in your head like a tape recorder and sinc up the words your reading simultaneously. If you could hear me, I'd sing it for you to show you it does match up if you know which words to emphasize, etc.
i guess so - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
bad theology, poor subject matter and not much of a parody. it would help if you changed more words and had some sense of humour about it. oh, and jdap, it's sync as in synchronize.
Sunny - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't listen to them. I liked the lyrics. They really staND OUT. aND the lyrics do match what you said about defending the regugee camp. Good job! I liked the ending, Satan your goin down screaming, and the last sentence, you said you were a god, but your just a liar. Not funny, but it was strong, good job!
i know so - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
"bad theology"?? You should try reading the ENTIRE Bible sometime (www.justbible.com). In Luke 22:36-38, Jesus alluded to the future hostility His disciples would encounter and encouraged them to sell their outer garments in order to buy a sword. Obviously, Jesus approves of self-defense. Yes, Jesus said to turn the other cheek, but when someone smacks you on the cheek, they're obviously not trying to kill you; they're just trying to provoke you or embarrass you or punish you. Jesus didn't say what to do if someone swings a knife at you or points a loaded gun at you. And defense of others should be even more obvious. Mark 12:31 "Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." If you loved your brethren, would you sit back and do nothing while they're being tortured to death by a devil-possessed gestapo? (Only JESUS' torture served a purpose.) Jesus is not a pacifist; the New Testament commends Old Testament warriors for their military acts of faith in Hebrews 11:30-40.
i guess so - February 25, 2006 - Report this comment
yes, bad theology. misapplying information taken from the bible doesn't make a logical argument. it just shows how skewed your theology is. the reason there are so many religions in the world is because man is always trying to find a concept of god that he is comfortable with. the problem is that god has more angles and perspectives than any single human brain can understand. when you try to box in a thinking like this, it is bad theology. accept that god is not humanistic. believe that god is bigger than that. you have to drop your assumptions and learn who god is before you start quoting his intent.
flibbitygibbit - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
This would make an sweet music video.
Emzy - August 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I actually really really liked these lyrics. Everyone is picking this apart, but I don't see why. It's a simple, fun mess-around, innit. The pacing is actually perfect, by the way, if you say the words to the correct rhythm.
pieber - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't really understand why people are voting for the pacing SO low!? And put some REEL humor in it! I mean theres no Humorus things!! Read the lyrics in the right rythem and it's in the right pace! DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
pieber - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
i cant beleive they put the pacing votes SO lo i mean Put the words in the right rythem and its fine DUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! F.O.B. ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
becca - March 15, 2008 - Report this comment
wow. that was really good. so many of the disciples and early Christians had there lives taken for the sake of the gospel and didn't fight back and great is their reward. Jesus rebuked peter for trying to fight back when the soldiers came to arrest him. notice he didn't say "thanks but not this time peter, this is all part of the plan". as for me, i could never kill anyone in self defense especially knowing that person would go straight to hell. i believe life is sacred and God should be the one to decide when a person goes. that goes for my life too. my life is in the hands of God and i trust Him wholeheartedly.

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