-> "Nelson Just Laughed At Me (Nlsn Jst Lghd T M)"
Original Song Title:
"Thnks Fr Th Mmrs"
Parody Song Title:
"Nelson Just Laughed At Me (Nlsn Jst Lghd T M)"
The Lyrics
Nelson Muntz won’t give me a break
(He gives me noogies and they sting)
Shoves my hair into the toilet bowl
Until I cough up dough
(He is a large troll, He is a large troll)
He beats up the nerds with Milhouse picks fights
Then he’ll crush or steal Martin Prince’s bike
Sells answers to each quiz
If you don’t pay him lots he’ll elbow you right in the knee
I slipped on strange green slime
Nelson just laughed at me
His “Haw-Haws” make me irate
“You should learn to walk in those sneakers!”
I choke while I'm eating limes
Nelson just laughed at me
Nelson just laughed at me
"Next time, dude, you've got to chew better"
Oh-No, No, No, No…
He is a vicious kind of moocher
Gets in fistfights just for spare cash
Nelson you can’t maul
His atomic wedgies are painful (They’re painful)
With your undies up your ass (Undies up your ass)
Makes him glad
Hurts so bad, Ow!
New job: Work as a mime
Nelson just laughed at me
I’m trapped inside a see-through crate
“These ‘Haw-Haws’ aren’t real laughter!”
Rope burn when I tried to climb
Nelson just laughed at me
Nelson just laughed at me
“You’d flunk if I was your gym teacher!”
(D’Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh!!!)
IN PAIN!
When I'm camping and I'm outside sawing lumber
His cackle booms when I chopped off my finger
Nelson’s no friend of mine
He sprayed me down with a ho-o-o-ose
When I’m running away
He trips me with a large broo-oo-oo-oom!!!
(HAW-HAW-HAW!!!)
My car got traffic fines
Nelson just laughed at me
Need to get new license plates
“Your lemon is such a stinker!”
I got sick thanks to the swine
Nelson just laughed at me
Nelson just laughed at me
“It serves you right since you’re a dumb farmer!”
I’m featured on Dateline
(Screw that damn… Camera guy!)
Nelson just laughed at me
She told me she was of age
“It sucks that you are a pervert!”
Snoop Dogg went and stole my rhymes
(It’s not right! Those are mine!)
Nelson just laughed at me
Nelson just laughed at me
“It is good since you are no rapper!”
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