-> "This isn't a Sport, it's a NASCAR Race"
Original Song Title:
"This ain't a Scene, it's an Arms Race"
Parody Song Title:
"This isn't a Sport, it's a NASCAR Race"
Parody Written by:
Anthony Cappuccio
The Lyrics
I’m a spectator
Watching North American Stock Car Auto Racing
But real fans cheer and wave signs in Indiana
But for as long as debris is flyin’ that’s the only reason I tuned in
This isn’t a sport; it’s a dumb NASCAR race
This isn’t a sport; it’s a dumb NASCAR race
This isn’t a sport; it’s a dumb NASCAR race
Don’t cry over spilt milk, this message from Pepsi-co
Tony Stewart makes UFC look mildly temperate, mildly temperate
Tony Stewart makes UFC look mildly temperate, mildly temperate
The faster they go the cockier they are
(A gutter ball with an engine)
But they get pissed when they crash their car
(Bowling is a bore fest too)
At the track CEOs put up nicotine ads
They get your cash when you
Kiss their a-a-ashes
This isn’t a sport; it’s a dumb NASCAR race
This isn’t a sport; it’s a dumb NASCAR race
ESPN? No! A big, fat disgrace
Save some gasoline, play some polo
The events that Red Bull sponsor are far more authentic, far more authentic
The events that Red Bull sponsor are far more authentic, far more authentic
Anyone with a yellow 24 on their Ford pick up
Or if you think Chevy is the way to get-r-done
Plug your ears and sing Garth Brooks
[Pre chorus line]
[pre chorus line]
(Sing it!)
[PCL]
(And the crowd goes wild!)
[PCL]
[PCLX2]
I’m an emo singer and the metaphors I make up really make no scene, really make no scene [x2]
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