It's about 12:30 AM (Gonna stay up, watch Craig again)
Conan's done; Letterman's on a roll
Shut up, you f***ing troll (Letterman's on a roll / Letterman's on a roll.)
Sorry, I don't mean to be a bitch
But I am just so bored that I could spit.
How long is five minutes?
Hey, it's 12:35
That sexy Scottish guy's on the screen...
Late night is so damn fine
No thanks to the Jimmys,
Fallon, you are such an ass
Craig's much better
And he's cuter
Late night is so damn fine
No thanks to the Jimmys
No thanks to the Jimmys
Craig's so much better
And he's cuter
Oh...
So, what did we learn here tonight?
Don't know, now I'm too distracted
By his open shirt
He's adorable with his hair all
Ruffled up and just like that (ruffled up like that)
One more line... (One more line - oh!)
Late night is so damn fine
No thanks to the Jimmys,
Fallon, you are such an ass
Craig's better than you
And he's cuter
Late night is so damn fine
No thanks to the Jimmys
No thanks to the Jimmys
Craig's so much better
And he's cuter
Oh...
They'd say:
"You only like
Craig because you're so shallow."
But they don't know
"Between The Bridge & The River"
Is my favorite book.
I like way more than his looks
Hey, Drew Carey is on
Wick's getting me into the mood...
WHOA!!!!
Late night is so damn fine
No thanks to the Jimmys,
Fallon, you are such an ass
Craig's better than you
And he's cuter
Late night is so damn fine
No thanks to the Jimmys
No thanks to the Jimmys
Craig's so much better
And he's cuter
Oh
Late night is so damn fine
No thanks to the Jimmys,
Fallon, you are such an ass
Craig's better than you
And he's cuter
Late night is so damn fine
No thanks to the Jimmys
No thanks to the Jimmys
Craig's so much better
And he's cuter
Oh...