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Song Parodies -> "My Car's Cooler Than Yours"

Original Song Title:

"Thnks Fr Th Mmrs"

Original Performer:

Fall Out Boy

Parody Song Title:

"My Car's Cooler Than Yours"

Parody Written by:

Wolfie

The Lyrics

I got the idea one day when I was on the school bus home.
I'm gonna make it bend and break.
(I'll send it to a car crusher)
Cry a lot and let your dumb car go.
It looks very stupid.
(Let the dumb car go, let the dumb car go)
And I hate your car. It looks so dumb.
But it's the paint that makes your car look so bad.
"What the heck is that thing?"
If that's the best you got.
Better put your hoopty back in the trash heap.

My Porsche and your Geo Metro.
My car's cooler than yours.
Compared to my awesome Porsche,
Your car is like a Model T.
My Porsche and your Geo Metro.
My car's cooler than yours, my car's cooler than yours.
Ha! It goes faster than your hoopty.

Been looking forward to scrapping it.
Your crud-car's looking so bad.
Rust on the bumper.
I've always waited for the moment
When some jerk steals your plates (jerk steals your plates).
I'm so glad (that guy did that).

My Porsche and your Geo Metro.
My car's cooler than yours.
Compared to my awesome Porsche,
Your car is like a Model T.
My Porsche and your Geo Metro.
My car's cooler than yours, my car's cooler than yours.
Ha! It goes faster than your hoopty.

They say you only go into Quik Trips and BPs, and
In Shell stations collecting Auto Traders.
Get it out of my sight and buy a Mustang GT.
I'm only a thought away from sending your Geo to the scrap-heap.

My Porsche and your Geo Metro.
My car's cooler than yours.
Compared to my awesome Porsche,
Your car is like a Model T.
My Porsche and your Geo Metro.
My car's cooler than yours, my car's cooler than yours.
Ha! It goes faster than your hoopty.

My Porsche and your Geo Metro.
My car's cooler than yours.
Compared to my awesome Porsche,
Your car is like a Model T.
My Porsche and your Geo Metro.
My car's cooler than yours, my car's cooler than yours.
Ha! It goes faster than your hoopty.

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