Song Parodies -> Damn It
| Original Song Title: | "Beat It" |
| Original Performer: | Fall Out Boy |
| Parody Song Title: | "Damn It" |
| Parody Written by: | Rocky Mak |
This is a reply to "Bleep It", but since Ozzy's speech is a bit blurred for me to understand, so I use another guy who swears a lot: Gordon Ramsay. Even MJ's version is too tame for his liking, but even I ended up repeating myself.
Chef Ramsay, I salute you!
Chef Ramsay, I salute you!
[Interview: Behind the Scenes of Hell's Kitchen]
They told me I should never say 'arse' on air
Don't wanna hear me curse
Food lovers disappear
Kids have to get it right:
Nothing's fuckin' black and white
Don't bleep it
It's bullshit
I am no Saint
A cunt from Northern UK
Never quite made it
Playing ball like David Becks
Yet cooking's what I love
School is never right for me
It's shitty
But I've done what I can
To make it
Be 'it'
I'll be blunt if salt is needed
Omelette? You've fucked it
Crap [Blood] on lamb's thigh
It doesn't matter
Dish [is] out in five
It's shitty
Re-make it
Hey dickhead:
Stop bitching
To the Piss-Ballsacks [FCC],
Better hear what I say:
Stop all the pointless bleeping
No one gives a damn
Well, my swearing's not a crime
Bleeping [Muting and any sound effects] sure must be canned
And PS:
You're bigots
You got insulted
But you've nothing to fear
Bad food will hurt you
Sooner than my words can match
If freedom of the speech means
I can't tell you you're a fag
I'm livid
But I've done what I can
To make it
Be 'it'
I'll be blunt if salt is needed
Carrots too soggy?
Raw fish? That's trite!
It doesn't matter
Steak turned out fine
It's shitty
Re-make it
Hey dickhead:
Stop bitching
Rancid horse-shit, even pigs won't eat it
All the peas are frozen, heat it, you twit (Stutters "Fuck, fuck")
Lose the jacket, leave the kitchen, you can beat it
(Stutters "Arse,arse, arse, arse")
Lose the jacket, leave the kitchen, you can beat it
[Guitar Solo {Used as ad break}: Ramsay verbally attacked the interviewer when he was insulted about his personality.]
SHITTY
DAMN IT
No one wants mistakes repeated
Trivial problems
They are more trite
More than my swearing
Could cost your life
Admit it
Say it
No one wants imperfect service
My mouth is potty
Yet I am right
Fly in your pizza
You'll say 'shit' twice
I need it
WHOA
No one wants a losing business
I don't mind funky
As long as food's right
[But] It wouldn't matter
[If] Waitress does shite
I'm livid
Don't bleep it
It's bullshit
You bigots
The swearing
I need it
God damn it
They've fucked it
You are useless, lose the jacket, leave the kitchen, you can beat it
They told me I should never say 'arse' on air
Don't wanna hear me curse
Food lovers disappear
Kids have to get it right:
Nothing's fuckin' black and white
Don't bleep it
It's bullshit
I am no Saint
A cunt from Northern UK
Never quite made it
Playing ball like David Becks
Yet cooking's what I love
School is never right for me
It's shitty
But I've done what I can
To make it
Be 'it'
I'll be blunt if salt is needed
Omelette? You've fucked it
Crap [Blood] on lamb's thigh
It doesn't matter
Dish [is] out in five
It's shitty
Re-make it
Hey dickhead:
Stop bitching
To the Piss-Ballsacks [FCC],
Better hear what I say:
Stop all the pointless bleeping
No one gives a damn
Well, my swearing's not a crime
Bleeping [Muting and any sound effects] sure must be canned
And PS:
You're bigots
You got insulted
But you've nothing to fear
Bad food will hurt you
Sooner than my words can match
If freedom of the speech means
I can't tell you you're a fag
I'm livid
But I've done what I can
To make it
Be 'it'
I'll be blunt if salt is needed
Carrots too soggy?
Raw fish? That's trite!
It doesn't matter
Steak turned out fine
It's shitty
Re-make it
Hey dickhead:
Stop bitching
Rancid horse-shit, even pigs won't eat it
All the peas are frozen, heat it, you twit (Stutters "Fuck, fuck")
Lose the jacket, leave the kitchen, you can beat it
(Stutters "Arse,arse, arse, arse")
Lose the jacket, leave the kitchen, you can beat it
[Guitar Solo {Used as ad break}: Ramsay verbally attacked the interviewer when he was insulted about his personality.]
SHITTY
DAMN IT
No one wants mistakes repeated
Trivial problems
They are more trite
More than my swearing
Could cost your life
Admit it
Say it
No one wants imperfect service
My mouth is potty
Yet I am right
Fly in your pizza
You'll say 'shit' twice
I need it
WHOA
No one wants a losing business
I don't mind funky
As long as food's right
[But] It wouldn't matter
[If] Waitress does shite
I'm livid
Don't bleep it
It's bullshit
You bigots
The swearing
I need it
God damn it
They've fucked it
You are useless, lose the jacket, leave the kitchen, you can beat it
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