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Song Parodies -> "Thanks, Michael Singletary"

Original Song Title:

"Thnks Fr Th Mmrs"

Original Performer:

Fall Out Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Thanks, Michael Singletary"

Parody Written by:

Rocky Mak

The Lyrics

OK, some of Mike Singletary's actions in his coaching debut for 49ers is questionable, but I still expect great things from him. A bit repetitive, but Yes, Vernon Davis is still unavailable for comment.
[Patrick Willis]
His philosophy is bend, don't break
(At least until Vernon is great)
Say your prayer, we'll make your O-line blows
This is linebackers' show
(When we're on the road
Let the sack count grow)

[Rich Eisen]
And he wants the words to make things right
But not when he blows up and then benched 2 guys

[Nate Clements]
Oh, who does he think he is
If that's the words I'll get, better stop Fitzgerald grabbing a feed

[A fantasy player]
Week 10, Jeff [Garcia] has a bye
Thanks, Michael Singletary
Benched J.T and start Shaun Hill
He'll make the team so much neater

[Shaun Hill]
Next game, I'll get more time
Thanks, Coach Mike Singletary
Thanks, Coach Mike Singletary
See? He makes my day so much sweeter

Whoa

[Rich Eisen]
Looking forward to the future
But Mike's temper was too darn bad
These feelings are still raw

Was the greatest Bear, but except for
If you looked into the past
Outbursts? Don't understand

[A fantasy player]
Week 10, Jeff [Garcia] has a bye
Thanks, Michael Singletary
Benched J.T and start Shaun Hill
He'll make the team so much neater

[Shaun Hill]
Next game, I'll get more time
Thanks, Coach Mike Singletary
Thanks, Coach Mike Singletary
See? He makes my day so much sweeter

[Singletary]
I only think, in the terms of winning numbers
I simply won't
Collect the pay checks for nada
Winning is on my mind
But discipline's what I want
I can't sit, I can't wait
When our woes and problems are through

Whoa

[A fantasy player]
Week 10, Jeff [Garcia] has a bye
Thanks, Michael Singletary
Benched J.T and start Shaun Hill
He'll make the team so much neater

[Shaun Hill]
Next game, I'll get more time
Thanks, Coach Mike Singletary
Thanks, Coach Mike Singletary
See? He makes my day so much sweeter

Whoa

[A fantasy player]
Week 10, Jeff [Garcia] has a bye
Thanks, Michael Singletary
Benched J.T and start Shaun Hill
He'll make the team so much neater

[Shaun Hill]
Next game, I'll get more time
Thanks, Coach Mike Singletary
Thanks, Coach Mike Singletary
See? He makes my day so much sweeter

Whoa

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