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Song Parodies -> "Don LaFontaine"

Original Song Title:

"This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race"

Original Performer:

Fall Out Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Don LaFontaine"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

I am the king of
Voice-overs in the trailers for most movies I've known
And don't have to worry 'bout Ernie Anderson
As long as I'm still here, you guys had knew my own voice

Some people know my name is Don LaFontaine
Everyone's heard the voice of Don LaFontaine
I came from Duluth, I am Don LaFontaine
Ashton Smith and Hal Douglas copied me

What if scientists keep my uvula alive inside a jar, alive inside a jar
The same thing they kept Adolf Hitler's brain alive inside a jar, alive inside a jar

Screw Takayuki Miyauchi (though his voice is eager)
You saw me in a Geico commercial (and you saw my name as well)
One of my role models included Peter Cullen
And I have three daughters just like... Danny Tanner

Some of you know my name is Don LaFontaine
Most of us hearin' about Don LaFontaine
Wait wait don't tell me "Call me Don LaFontaine!"
I am the one and only, please accept it

If you don't have anything nice to say about me, don't say nothin' at all, don't say nothin' at all
Don't try to insult me, what you tried to tell me? That I'm the voice of God? I'm the voice of God?

I have a blood clot in my lungs since August 22, sing until my lungs give out

Who's knowing more about Don LaFontaine?
Who really cares about Don LaFontaine?
Why the hey are we obsessed with Don LaFontaine?
No one to blame but Don LaFontaine
This is the song about Don LaFontaine
Peace out, you morons, all hail Don LaFontaine

I'm an announcer guy whose voice is brute which everybody knows, everybody knows
Now I'd rather die, and you won't be seeing me again, seeing me again

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Total Votes: 1

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Agrimorfee - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
In a world of unusual parodies, you are pretty much the top. A nice tribute, with a cool tip of the hat to Ernie ("The loooooove boat!") Anderson. I'm not overly familiar with the OS, and I don't have time to seek it out right now, so I'm being nice with a presumptive 455.

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