Mom says they're no good
She says that I should
Be wearing something that doesn't sag
Or at least comes up to my waist

Now I just wish that
I could have listened
'Cause everyone's laughing at me
And they now think that I'm a poser...

I've got a black eye and a red face
'Cause I got kicked by William Mace
I think I'm gonna start writing my will,
'Cause any minute I'm gonna die...

My pants, they're falling down to my legs
My pants, and I wish that I could just die
Pants, I'm gonna throw you away,
Cause you gave me the most horrible day

I would much rather
Wear a mini skirt
But it was my descision, and I really
Wish that I had never made it

I've got a black eye and a red face
'Cause I got kicked by William Mace
I think I'm gonna start writing my will,
'Cause any minute I'm gonna die...

I wanna go home and put on some pants that my mom approves of, yeah

My pants, they're falling down to my legs
My pants, and I wish that I could just die
Pants, I'm gonna throw you away,
Cause you gave me the most horrible day

I wanna go home and put on some pants that my mom approves of,
(approves of, approves of)
I only want sympathy
In the form of an apology


My pants, they're falling down to my legs
My pants, and I wish that I could just die
Pants, I'm gonna throw you away,
(throw you away)
Pants, I'm gonna throw you away,
(throw you away)
Pants, I'm gonna throw you away,
Cause you gave me the most horrible day

My pants
My pants
My pants
My pants