-> "Pirates!!"
Original Song Title:
"This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race"
Parody Song Title:
"Pirates!!"
The Lyrics
I be a boat-stealer!
Robbin' ye of vessels like frigates and sloops!
And (Don't really care, if ye live,)
Long as the folks keep screamin' when they see my ship pull in;
"Look out at sea! It's a frea-kin' pi-rate!"
"Someone help me! It's a crew, of pi-rates!"
"I'm gonna pee! Save me from, the, pi-rates!"
My hook is made of iron, but I digress,
I'm a sailin' man! And the flag I'm flyin's, got a skull on it! Got a skull on it!
I'm a stealin' man! And the ships I steal are, never hard to get! Never hard to get!
Filthiest ship on the seven seas! (Trap door is stinkin'...)
...With a cargo bay filled with dead bodies! (Makes the water change it's color...)
And, we're takin' what is yours, while you sleep!
Blastin' balls o'steel with force! Not un,-like, b-b-b-Blackbeard!
Rulin' the sea! We're the big, bad, pi-rates!
Insanity! 'Cause we're cra-zy pi-rates!
Smell worse than pee! 'Cause we're fil-thy pi-rates!
'Cargo be full! Let's steal another!
I'm an angry man! And I won't stop stealin'! Pirates 'till the end! Pirates 'till the end!
I'm a pirate, man! And when I come sailin', people wet their pants! People WET THEIR PAAAAANTS!!!
[{Ship Owner:}] "All the men who the pirates didn't kill... And all the boys who just didn't die fast enough, FIGHT, until your hearts give out!"
[{Soldiers:}] "This ain't your ship, it's a na-vy, fri-gate!"
[{Pirates:}] "This ship is ours, now, don't get, in, our, way!"
("Yarr!")
[{Soldiers:}] "This ain't your ship, it's a na-vy, fri-gate!"
("Whoa, dude!")
[{Pirates:}] "This ship is ours, now, don't get, in, our, way!"
[{Soldiers:}] "This ain't your ship, it's a na-vy, fri-gate!"
[{Pirates:}] "This ship is ours, now, don't get, in, our, way!"
I'm a sailin' man! And the flag I'm flyin's, got a skull on it! Got a skull on it!
I'm a stealin' man! And the ships I steal are, never hard to get! Never hard to get!
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