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Song Parodies -> "Pirates!!"

Original Song Title:

"This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race"

Original Performer:

Fall Out Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Pirates!!"

Parody Written by:

Sparx1

The Lyrics

Couldn't think of a better name for this parody... Well here's a little something I wrote 'cause I was bored. I don't really have much to say here. The whole thing's pretty self-explanatory... Enjoy! ^^
I be a boat-stealer!
Robbin' ye of vessels like frigates and sloops!
And (Don't really care, if ye live,)
Long as the folks keep screamin' when they see my ship pull in;

"Look out at sea! It's a frea-kin' pi-rate!"
"Someone help me! It's a crew, of pi-rates!"
"I'm gonna pee! Save me from, the, pi-rates!"

My hook is made of iron, but I digress,

I'm a sailin' man! And the flag I'm flyin's, got a skull on it! Got a skull on it!
I'm a stealin' man! And the ships I steal are, never hard to get! Never hard to get!

Filthiest ship on the seven seas! (Trap door is stinkin'...)
...With a cargo bay filled with dead bodies! (Makes the water change it's color...)

And, we're takin' what is yours, while you sleep!
Blastin' balls o'steel with force! Not un,-like, b-b-b-Blackbeard!

Rulin' the sea! We're the big, bad, pi-rates!
Insanity! 'Cause we're cra-zy pi-rates!
Smell worse than pee! 'Cause we're fil-thy pi-rates!

'Cargo be full! Let's steal another!

I'm an angry man! And I won't stop stealin'! Pirates 'till the end! Pirates 'till the end!
I'm a pirate, man! And when I come sailin', people wet their pants! People WET THEIR PAAAAANTS!!!

[{Ship Owner:}] "All the men who the pirates didn't kill... And all the boys who just didn't die fast enough, FIGHT, until your hearts give out!"

[{Soldiers:}] "This ain't your ship, it's a na-vy, fri-gate!"
[{Pirates:}] "This ship is ours, now, don't get, in, our, way!"
("Yarr!")
[{Soldiers:}] "This ain't your ship, it's a na-vy, fri-gate!"
("Whoa, dude!")
[{Pirates:}] "This ship is ours, now, don't get, in, our, way!"
[{Soldiers:}] "This ain't your ship, it's a na-vy, fri-gate!"
[{Pirates:}] "This ship is ours, now, don't get, in, our, way!"


I'm a sailin' man! And the flag I'm flyin's, got a skull on it! Got a skull on it!
I'm a stealin' man! And the ships I steal are, never hard to get! Never hard to get!
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Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - April 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Perfect! Fives for you.
Little-Ahoy-Cakes - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Is that you, ~Captin Jack Sparrow~?? It must be, . . . . with the'stinkiest, or might it be the kinkiest ship to sail the Seven Seas" ???

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