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Song Parodies -> "Grand Theft Auto/Where Are My Hoes?"

Original Song Title:

"Grand Theft Autumn/Where Is Your Boy?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fall Out Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Grand Theft Auto/Where Are My Hoes?"

Parody Written by:

Puffin

The Lyrics

Anyone that has heard of the games knows that killing prostitutes is one of the things the Grand Theft Auto games are popular for. Some of us play the game for this reason alone.
Where are my hoes tonight? I hope they know that I'm the man,
Maybe they won't find out what I like: crime is my favorite thing about this part of town.

When I get high, I'm looking to get some booty in the hope I forget
That I'm wasting time on these whores that I've craved since high school

(high school, so)

I'll do them, then I'll kill them,
Then I'd burn the evidence, but I'm too tired
That's proof that I can really bang

Where are my hoes tonight? I hope they know that I'm the man,
Maybe they won't find out what I like: crime is my favorite thing about this part of town.

Someday I'll complete these stupid missions, or else my boss will shoot me, in the meantime I'll steal a brand new Honda to do these ugly hookers at 4 in the afternoon.

I'll do them, then I'll kill them,
Then I'd burn the evidence, but I'm too tired
That's proof that I can really bang

1 , 2 , 3, hoes!

Where are my hoes tonight? I hope they know that I'm the man,
Maybe they won't find out what I like: crime is my favorite thing about this part of town.

(won't find out) they won't find out
(won't find out) they won't find out

Where are my hoes tonight? I hope they know that I'm the man,
Maybe they won't find out what I like: crime is my favorite thing about this part of town. [2x]

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Ryan Bennett - January 24, 2010 - Report this comment
hey you should be proud of this parody this is in my opinion one of the best songs on this site. Keep up the good work m8

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