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Song Parodies -> "Buffet Table of Love"

Original Song Title:

"Carpal Tunnel of Love"

Original Performer:

Fall Out Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Buffet Table of Love"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

We take 10 trips for chocolate chips
And then take take take the dips
On cruiseliner ships
Seeing all these choices 'round
You put your fries on a bun and say "Go, go!"
You walk there sneaking out your snacks on the plate you're hiding
Yet you think that you have ended dinner just a bit too soon
You sneak out an extra macaroooooOOON

(wo-oohhh-oh) You'd think that you'd be full, you're bloatiiiiing
(wo-ohhh-oh) Just like a submarine, you're floatiiiiing

You keep it neat
With a rack of meat and the roasted birds and hunks of cheese curds
All through the weekend
And dreaming of drinking down Bloody Marys or just a simple Martini
Get place-cards from the hotel elves saying "Sweets of Sin!"
We might eat shepherd's pies and with our own spoon
Wolf this pudding bowl down! (whoa, whoa, whoa)
Chewing nips, chomping shanks of pork in tuuuuune

(oh-wooh-oh) It's so incredible, the in thiiiiing
(oh-wooh-oh) Ranch sauce for this here hot Buffalo Wiiiiing
(oh-wooh-oh) Add some vegetables for nothiiiing
(oh-wooh-oh) Ketchup for the overall toppiiiiing

See the tacos we make, and the sweet apple crunch
Try clams baked in their shells, just take a bunch
Then drink down Dr. Pepper from the bottle
Have you tried hams with yams with berry jams?
Try the plaintains, or shark fins
Sharpen up your knives, lose belt size
Drink two beers to wash it down forever
Take Tums of mine, that'll work better

(wo-oohhh-oh) This buffet table is stunniiiing
(wo-ohhhh-oh) Vegas still the best value runniiiiing
(wo---oHHHHH-OH!) I'm so darned grateful, I'm bowiiiiing
(wo-ohhhoh) Love songs for this great kitchen I'm penniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
Copyright 2008, Agrimorfee.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 9

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Matthias - April 19, 2008 - Report this comment
That was one crazy original song... Emo Death Metal (Never thought I would see them combined). This looked like a really hard song to parody, so my hat's off to you on completeing this and making it really funny too. (It's turning out very intresting what song choices our "Non-Pop" parodists are choosing to parody).
AFW - April 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Some great snack attacking, here
Below Average Dave - April 19, 2008 - Report this comment
This one of Fall Out Boy's better non-radio songs, not an easy song to take on Agri, I'll save my in depth comment for the contest though.
Agrimorfee - April 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Matthias: This was the first of the many songs that I scanned and listened to that interested me...just for the depth and breadth of the lyrics (the rest of these songs? MEH!)
I just printed the lyrics after hearing the song once, got on the train home, and this got hammered out in about 45 minutes time.
Matthias - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow with this song... This is as good as a "Slayer" Artistry round! This is still awesome as is the original song!
Max Power - May 04, 2008 - Report this comment
What you can see inside of Jared Lorenzen
bobpiecheese - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) It's amazing how many times a food parody can be done and still not get old. Well, when it's done well, at least...and this one has clearly been done well. 555 steaks for you!
Rex - May 08, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Isn't "hams with yams with berry jams" a Dr. Seuss book? :-) TMGLTM.
Invisible Boy - May 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Great effort on a tough OS. My first smile came at "macaroooooOOON"
Also "chomping shanks of pork in tuuuuune"
Below Average Dave - May 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Alright, well. . .I am a food parodist regular and I have to say that, well, this one was ok to me, but it wasn't really out there, no BOOM lines you know? Paced near perfect, and great job on the rhyme scheme.
Agrimorfee - January 16, 2010 - Report this comment
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