-> "Buffet Table of Love"
Original Song Title:
"Carpal Tunnel of Love"
Parody Song Title:
"Buffet Table of Love"
We take 10 trips for chocolate chips
And then take take take the dips
On cruiseliner ships
Seeing all these choices 'round
You put your fries on a bun and say "Go, go!"
You walk there sneaking out your snacks on the plate you're hiding
Yet you think that you have ended dinner just a bit too soon
You sneak out an extra macaroooooOOON
(wo-oohhh-oh) You'd think that you'd be full, you're bloatiiiiing
(wo-ohhh-oh) Just like a submarine, you're floatiiiiing
You keep it neat
With a rack of meat and the roasted birds and hunks of cheese curds
All through the weekend
And dreaming of drinking down Bloody Marys or just a simple Martini
Get place-cards from the hotel elves saying "Sweets of Sin!"
We might eat shepherd's pies and with our own spoon
Wolf this pudding bowl down! (whoa, whoa, whoa)
Chewing nips, chomping shanks of pork in tuuuuune
(oh-wooh-oh) It's so incredible, the in thiiiiing
(oh-wooh-oh) Ranch sauce for this here hot Buffalo Wiiiiing
(oh-wooh-oh) Add some vegetables for nothiiiing
(oh-wooh-oh) Ketchup for the overall toppiiiiing
See the tacos we make, and the sweet apple crunch
Try clams baked in their shells, just take a bunch
Then drink down Dr. Pepper from the bottle
Have you tried hams with yams with berry jams?
Try the plaintains, or shark fins
Sharpen up your knives, lose belt size
Drink two beers to wash it down forever
Take Tums of mine, that'll work better
(wo-oohhh-oh) This buffet table is stunniiiing
(wo-ohhhh-oh) Vegas still the best value runniiiiing
(wo---oHHHHH-OH!) I'm so darned grateful, I'm bowiiiiing
(wo-ohhhoh) Love songs for this great kitchen I'm penniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
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