-> "Vertically Challenged"
Original Song Title:
"This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race"
Parody Song Title:
I’m not a tall feller!
Willie Wonka offered me a place to work
The top of my hair comes to your shin
“Tiny Dancer” that your singing
Elton John had put me in
I’m Not A Shrimp! I’m A Little Person!
I’m Not A Dwarf! I’m A Little Person!
Not A Midget! I’m A Little Person!
I’m a bit smaller than you dopes (But not in bed!)
I’m a TEENSY MAN!
But I have no rings, cause I'm not a Hobbit!
I’m not a Hobbit!
I’m an OLDER MAN!
But I cannot shave or I’ll look like a kid
I’ll look like a kid!
I used a saddle and rode your pup
(Yee-Haw! I’m a cowboy!)
And Tinkerbell thinks that I’m a hunk
(Yup, I make her heart flutter)
At theaters I can’t see the screen over the seat
I’m too short at the Theme Parks
I’m stuck with the ki-ki-kiddies!
I’m not an Elf! I’m A Little Person!
I’m not a Smurf! I’m A Little Person!
I’m not Pint Sized! I’m A Little Person!
Too short to drive! I can’t reach the pedals!
At my AUDITIONS!
Always the same role! I'm a damn Munchkin!
A Freakin' Munchkin!
I’m not from JAPAN!
Cause my eyes aren’t small as every other bit!
I’m so sick of it!
Verne Troyer who plays Mini-Me in the films
And Dolly Parton whose boobs couldn’t be big enough
Sing! Because we’re short and proud!
I’m not an Imp! I’m A Little Person!
I’m not Yoda! I’m A Little Person!
I’m not Tom Thumb! I’m A Little Person!
(Please watch your shoes!)
Not Tiny Tim! I’m A Little Person!
(Just look down)
Not a Pygmy! I’m A Little Person!
I’m not a Squirt! I’m A Little Person!
But just like him I've got the complex
I've got the complex!
I’m no LEPRECHAUN!
Cause I don’t wear green and I am not Irish!
No, I’m not Irish!!!
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