They want their boobs to bounce a bit
(They are sent to me without breasts)
Get my knife and check your HMO
I vow it will not show
(Check your HMO, check your HMO)
And I want to make your shirts fit tight
I do it all with lasers and cellulite
Who do I think I am?
I work Beverly Hills; I'm a board-certified plastic surgeon

I like when women say,
"Thanks for the mammaries
Even though they're not too huge
It looks like me, only bigger"

I like when women say,
"Thanks for the mammaries
Thanks for the mammaries
See, it looks like me, only bigger"
Ohhhhhh

I'll boost your bustier a cup size
We have gone so far from silicone
It won't hurt at all
It's always good work except for (except for)
When they jump from A to D (jump from A to D)
Too much weight (too much weight, oof!)

I like when women say,
"Thanks for the mammaries
Even though they're not too huge
It looks like me, only bigger"

I like when women say,
"Thanks for the mammaries
Thanks for the mammaries
See, it looks like me, only bigger"
ohhhh

(They say) I only think in the form of firm "casabas"
Turning flat girls into page-six lovers
When they're in the O.R.
And they're out of those clothes
I'm a cut away
From getting them some better boobs (wa-ooooohhh)

I like when women say,
"Thanks for the mammaries
Even though they're not too huge
It looks like me, only bigger"

I like when women say,
"Thanks for the mammaries
Thanks for the mammaries
See, it looks like me, only bigger"

I like when women say, (Man, I love...when they say)
"Thanks for the mammaries
Even though they're not too huge (even though they're not too huge)
See, it looks like me, only bigger"

I like when women say, (Man, I love...when they say)
Thanks for the mammaries (for the mammaries)
Thanks for the mammaries (for the mammaries)
See, it looks like me, only bigger"