-> "Lance Bass"
Original Song Title:
"Dance Dance"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Lance Bass"
The Lyrics
They say he's quite gay, is he just real worse?
Barely stuttered out
"Someone who's out of sync" or stuck to my tongue
Weighed down with words too semi-pathetic
Tonight it's "Lance can't get much worse"
Vs. "someone no longer liked him.."
This N'Syncer had his heart down
And I really remembered how your voice sounds
This guy I ever know since I was young
So I need to know more 'bout him
[Whispered:] Just forget about Timberlake
Lance Bass
He's used to be straight all the time
Lance Bass
Cause this is the guy you'd love to hate
Lance, straight up the way we'd love
Well, I'd knew how misery loved him
He's always lonely and going solo
Queer eye for this man
Last resort
It's only that his love life was low
This N'Syncer had his heart down
And I really remembered how your voice sounds
This guy I ever know since I was young
So I need to know more 'bout him
Why can't we talk about Joey Fatone?
I'll be saying about that guy, though
Lance Bass
He's used to be straight all the time
Lance Bass
Cause this is the guy you'd love to hate
Lance, straight up the way we'd love
Well, I'd knew how misery loved him
Why can't we talk about Joey Fatone?
I'll be saying about that guy (that guy, that guy)
I used to like Lance Bass in the form of a member of a band I know
Lance Bass
He's used to be straight all the time
Lance Bass
Cause this is the guy you'd love to hate
Lance, straight up the way we'd love (way we'd love)
Lance, straight up the way we'd love (way we'd love)
Lance, straight up the way we'd love
Well I'd knew how misery loved him
Lance Bass, Lance Bass, Lance Bass, Lance Bass
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 2.5 | |
How Funny: | 2.8 | |
Overall Rating: | 2.5 | |
|
Total Votes: | 4 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 1 | |
| 2 | |
| 2 | |
|
| 2 | | 1 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 1 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 1 | |
| 1 | |
| 2 | |
|
| 5 | | 0 | |
| 1 | |
| 0 | |
|