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Song Parodies -> "Lance Bass"

Original Song Title:

"Dance Dance"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fall Out Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Lance Bass"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

They say he's quite gay, is he just real worse?
Barely stuttered out
"Someone who's out of sync" or stuck to my tongue
Weighed down with words too semi-pathetic
Tonight it's "Lance can't get much worse"
Vs. "someone no longer liked him.."

This N'Syncer had his heart down
And I really remembered how your voice sounds
This guy I ever know since I was young
So I need to know more 'bout him

[Whispered:] Just forget about Timberlake

Lance Bass
He's used to be straight all the time
Lance Bass
Cause this is the guy you'd love to hate
Lance, straight up the way we'd love
Well, I'd knew how misery loved him

He's always lonely and going solo
Queer eye for this man
Last resort
It's only that his love life was low

This N'Syncer had his heart down
And I really remembered how your voice sounds
This guy I ever know since I was young
So I need to know more 'bout him

Why can't we talk about Joey Fatone?
I'll be saying about that guy, though

Lance Bass
He's used to be straight all the time
Lance Bass
Cause this is the guy you'd love to hate
Lance, straight up the way we'd love
Well, I'd knew how misery loved him

Why can't we talk about Joey Fatone?
I'll be saying about that guy (that guy, that guy)
I used to like Lance Bass in the form of a member of a band I know

Lance Bass
He's used to be straight all the time
Lance Bass
Cause this is the guy you'd love to hate
Lance, straight up the way we'd love (way we'd love)
Lance, straight up the way we'd love (way we'd love)
Lance, straight up the way we'd love
Well I'd knew how misery loved him
Lance Bass, Lance Bass, Lance Bass, Lance Bass

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Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 4

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MICHAEL - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
justiN chriS JoeY LansteN JC *NSYNC
DJ Blaze - June 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Awesome concept and it works! 555 easily. Did you know Bass voiced Sepiroth in Kingdom Hearts? For shame, Squenix, for shame.

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