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Song Parodies -> "Red Bull New York"

Original Song Title:

"This Ain't a Scene It's an Arms Race"

Original Performer:

Fall Out Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Red Bull New York"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

A song about a Major League Soccer team formerly known as the New York/New Jersey Metrostars.
I was in New Jersey
Fitting me with several cans of Red Bull drinks
The New York soccer club, they have to win
As long as the game keeps going, this is the business I'm in

This ain't the Metrostars, it's Red Bull New York
This ain't the Metrostars, it's Red Bull New York
This ain't the Metrostars, it's Red Bull New York
I'm not obsessed with DC United
I am not a fan of Club Deportivo Chivas USA, Chivas USA
I am not a fan of Club Deportivo Chivas USA, Chivas USA

Watching a game in a place (on the state of New Jersey)
Where New York Giants and Jets are there (seeing Major League Soccer)
And while I was still watching a great game
I'm drinking a can of Red Bull every 27 minutes

This ain't the Metrostars, it's Red Bull New York
This ain't the Metrostars, it's Red Bull New York
This ain't the Metrostars, it's Red Bull New York
Commerce City Rapids, please surrender
I am not a fan of FC Dallas and also Real Salt Lake, also Real Salt Lake
I am not a fan of FC Dallas and also Real Salt Lake, also Real Salt Lake

All the Major League Soccer fans out there, including those from Toronto, sing until your lungs give out
This ain't the Metrostars, it's Red Bull New York
This ain't the Metrostars, it's Red Bull New York (okay)
This ain't the Metrostars, it's Red Bull New York (that's right)
This ain't the Metrostars, it's Red Bull New York (penalty kick)
This ain't the Metrostars, it's Red Bull New York (four score)
This ain't the Metrostars, it's Red Bull New York
I am not a fan of Columbus Crew and L.A Galaxy, L.A. Galaxy
I am not a fan of Columbus Crew and L.A Galaxy, L.A. Galaxy

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