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Song Parodies -> "This Ain't Ice Cream, It's a Shark's Face"

Original Song Title:

"This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race"

Original Performer:

Fall Out Boy

Parody Song Title:

"This Ain't Ice Cream, It's a Shark's Face"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

I am a snack eater
I came here, so scoop me out some frozen goop
I - don't really caaaare - which flavor 'tiiiis
Long as it's not not peach sherbet
Hey! Whadja put on my cone?

This ain't ice cream, it's a GOLL! DURNED! SHARK'S! FACE!
This ain't ice cream, it's a COLD! DEAD! SHARK'S! FACE!
This ain't ice cream, it's a GREAT! WHITE! SHARK'S! FACE!
I'm not sure what I ordered - but not this

I just cut my tongue
On its razor teeth and need a tourniquet! Get a tourniquet!
I just cut my chin
On its razor teeth and need a tourniquet! Get a tourniquet!

I have a hist'ry of finding lungs
(So call if you need one)
In my Arby's melts and Costco hot dogs
(Not to mention Wendy's chili)
I might just locate your lost toe - while I eat
Lately though it's not just thumbs
No, more like p-p-p-pandas

This ain't ice cream, it's a GOSH! DARNED! SHARK'S! FACE!
This ain't ice cream, it's a COLD! DEAD! SHARK'S! FACE!
This ain't ice cream, it's a GREAT! WHITE! SHARK'S! FACE!
Not to be rude, but this ain't my flavor

I sliced off my nose
On its razor teeth and need an ambulance! Get an ambulance!
I just slit my throat
On its razor teeth and need an ambulance! Call an ambulance!

All the boys who've lost dogs at Taco Bell
And all the girls who've lost limbs in McDonaldland
Hurl! until your guts come out

This ain't ice cream, it's a DOG! GONE! SHARK'S! FACE!
This ain't ice cream, it's a COLD! DEAD! SHARK'S! FACE!
(Sing it)
This ain't ice cream, it's a OLD! GRAY! SHARK'S! FACE!
(Mammal, not fish)
This ain't ice cream, it's a JAWS! THREE! SHARK'S! FACE!
(Call Spielberg)
This ain't ice cream, it's a DE! CAYED! SHARK'S! FACE!
(Actually kinda tasty)
This ain't ice cream, it's a GREAT! WHITE! SHARK'S! FACE!

I just lost my eye
On its razor teeth so call an optic-ian! Call a beautic-ian!
It just got my arm
With its razor teeth and Hey it's still alive!
Hey it's still ali-aaah-AAAAAAHH!

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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Matthias - May 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Now this one sounds like Spaff.... Although there's no linkage... But Spaff it sounds nonetheless, 5's
Jack Wilson - May 27, 2007 - Report this comment
If it IS Spaff, which I agree it soudns like it,then kudos on deciding to parody Fall Out boy and making it awesome!
Below Average Dave - May 27, 2007 - Report this comment
but I thought that "A Room Full of Monkeys" was intended when an artist DIDN'T want a song associated with their name, this is becoming more of a guessing game than a fall name. . .I mean the quality of Room Full of Monkeys of late has been as high as the best artists on AmIRight. . .oh wait, it HAS been the best artists on AmIRight, I won't speculate, seemed near perfect to me. . .although I don't see why whoever wrote it wouldn't want it associated with their name--no controversy here, just good plain fun. Is it Spaff? Hmmm. . .I guess I don't know for sure. . .
Claude Prez - May 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent stuff. I'm gonna guess green bloodied hound dogs.
Jack Wilson - May 28, 2007 - Report this comment
LMAO Claude, thats hilarious picking the last person nayone would guess LOL seriously thats great. im gonna guess this is Guy DiRito then jk Speaking of Guy where'd he run off to?
Jonathan "Ebert" S. - May 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Yuck. A sure appetite supressant. Sorry, not my cup of tea...or scoop of ice cream, if you will.
sydzierz - May 28, 2007 - Report this comment
wow thats really good.

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