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Song Parodies -> "Art Teacher"

Original Song Title:

"This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race"

Original Performer:

Fall Out Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Art Teacher"

Parody Written by:

Cait Sith

The Lyrics

yeah, I was a bit sketchy about this one too...so, enjoy
I am an art teacher
Giving you my crayons every colour, shade, hue
And, don't really care, who got the green
As long as the group keeps painting
I'll let the project begin, yeah

Let's paint a scenic of an old-town farm place
Let's paint a scenic of an old-town farm place
Let's paint a scenic of an old-town farm place
I have an easel to lean on
And I'm impressed

I'm acryllic, man!
And my art's the reason, it's to educate, it's to educate
I'm acryllic, man!
And my art's the reason, it's to educate, it's to educate

I like Picasso over Van Gogh (it looks pretty trippin')
His masterpiece is here in my trunk (Fallen Madonna on the banner)
And I will paint your portraits on white, large sheets
Michaelangelo's a cause
Come on, get s-s-s-started

He paints the ceiling of that god-damn high place
He paints the ceiling of that god-damn high place
He paints the ceiling of that god-damn high place
That one is good, so please
Sketch another

I'm acryllic, man!
And my art's the reason, it's to educate, it's to educate!
I'm acryllic, man!
And my art's the reason, it's to educate, it's to educate!

All the boys whom the sketch pads didn't love
And all the girls' fingertips who couldn't move fast enough
Paint, until your brush gives out

Let's paint a stream or a god-damn sky space
Let's paint a stream or a god-damn sky space
Let's paint a stream or a god-damn sky space
Let's paint a stream or a god-damn sky space
This is obscene, it's made from god-damn art paste
This is obscene, it's made from god-damn art paste
This is obscene, it's made from god-damn art paste
This is obscene, it's made from god-damn art paste

I'm acryllic, man!
And my art's the reason, it's to educate, it's to educate!
I'm acryllic, man!
And my art's the reason, it's to educate, it's to educate!

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fatalkaiser - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Lol. rather amusing, and the lyrics flow pretty well
tori - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
lol i think that this was the best one i have read so far. the words actually fit in there perfectly

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