[verse 1]
They think they're so good/the U.S. thinks not
But when I went there on vacation I couldn't believe the sight
There are things named for them/that the U.S.'s got
Right now I'll show you a list of those things to show how great they are like

[pre-refrain 1]
Try this one on now just for size/Just tell me, how do you think they named French fries?/French toast and French kissing are good, right guys?
I'm telling you, France is the best

We're going in into Love France Mode

[refrain]
France, France/I'm just getting jealous of you
France, France/I love your country, okay it's true
France, why must you be perfect/If you knew how the U.S. lives here

[verse 2]
Well, yeah I guess we poke fun at you when
When we say "Pardon my French" we're about to say some curse words but…

[pre-refrain 2]
They don't use quarters they use euros/They're not just like your average Joes/That's the one place where I want to go
And they have stylish berets.
Why can't I move to my favorite country France?
It's these strict airplane stations rules (hate them)

[refrain]

[bridge]
Why can't I move to my favorite country France?
It's these strict airplane stations rules (hate them)
I only want to move out of the U.S.A. France is better anyway

[modified refrain]

France, France
France, France
France, France
France, France