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Song Parodies -> "France, France"

Original Song Title:

"Dance, Dance"

Original Performer:

Fall Out Boy

Parody Song Title:

"France, France"

Parody Written by:

Jordan Hochmuth

The Lyrics

[verse 1]
They think they're so good/the U.S. thinks not
But when I went there on vacation I couldn't believe the sight
There are things named for them/that the U.S.'s got
Right now I'll show you a list of those things to show how great they are like

[pre-refrain 1]
Try this one on now just for size/Just tell me, how do you think they named French fries?/French toast and French kissing are good, right guys?
I'm telling you, France is the best

We're going in into Love France Mode

France, France/I'm just getting jealous of you
France, France/I love your country, okay it's true
France, why must you be perfect/If you knew how the U.S. lives here

[verse 2]
Well, yeah I guess we poke fun at you when
When we say "Pardon my French" we're about to say some curse words butů

[pre-refrain 2]
They don't use quarters they use euros/They're not just like your average Joes/That's the one place where I want to go
And they have stylish berets.
Why can't I move to my favorite country France?
It's these strict airplane stations rules (hate them)


Why can't I move to my favorite country France?
It's these strict airplane stations rules (hate them)
I only want to move out of the U.S.A. France is better anyway

[modified refrain]

France, France
France, France
France, France
France, France

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 4

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Ethan Mawyer - January 27, 2007 - Report this comment
It's good to see someone doing parodies of new songs and actually writing well. In the future, it might be better for you to write out the refrains instead of writing "refrain."
Love it or leave it! - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
This guy knows what he likes, and what he likes is the high unemployment, general lack of hygiene, vulgar arts ministries, and overbearing petty bureaucracies of France! More power to you, Fall Out Boy. Now, come on, somebody, help him move! We do NOT want to see more French ways catch on here in America. (The NEA and ACLU are bad enough. An official arts ministry and thought police unit would be even worse.)
Jordan Hochmuth - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey, hey, hey!!! I'm American! I just wanted to make a funny song! I was going to do "Lance Bass" but I thought France, France would be okay.

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