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Song Parodies -> "Pants Pants"

Original Song Title:

"Dance Dance"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fall Out Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Pants Pants"

Parody Written by:

Aly

The Lyrics

Enjoy (i know the lyrics are kinda elementary)
PANTS PANTS

She says shes no good
with seams but i'm worse
Barley got the thread
Through the needles or sewed my jeans
Weighed down with quarters in my back pockets
Tonight its "man i hate sewing."
Vs ""no one should have to learn this...,."
I'm two needles and a thread down
And i dont wanna forget how these jeans fit
These pants are all i have so i'll wear them
i need them so i'm not nude
Pants Pants
They're falling apart at the seam
Pants Pants
And these are the new capris i need
Pants
This is the way they'd hate me
If they knew that i can sew
You Always fold them along the creases
Spend up its last cent
Last dollar
but only the first mistake and i.....
I'm two needles and a thread down
And i don't wanna forget how these jeans fit
These pants are all i have so i'll wear them
i need them so i'm not nude
Pants Pants
They're falling apart at the seams
Pants Pants
And these are the new capris i need
Pants
This is the way they'd hate me
If they knew that i can sew
Why don't you show me themini skirt
You've been savin up for LOVE
Pants Pants
They're falling apart at the seams
Pants Pants
And these are the new capris i need
Pants
This is the way they'd hate me
If they new that i can sew
Why don't you show me that mini skirt
That you've been savin up for (up for up for)
I only want cash no credit checks or giftft cards in the palm of My hand
Pants Pants
They're falling apart at the seams
Pants Pants
And these are the new capris i need
Pants this is the way they'd hate (way they'd hate)
Pants this is the way they'd hate (way they'd hate)
Pants this is the way they'd hate me
If they knew that i can sew
Pants Pants
Pants Pants
Pants Pants
Pants Pants

xo Aly

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Below Average Dave - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
This was not an easy song to parody, so I have mercy with my 5s, but because this song was a very hard one to do in my opinion. . .good job
Kristof Robertson - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty good effort, Aly....but in sticking so close to the OS, you lost a bit of clarity in your parody. Nice try! 544

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