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Song Parodies -> "Thats France!"

Original Song Title:

"Dance, Dance"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fall Out Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Thats France!"

Parody Written by:

Mike K

The Lyrics

this is pretty random, anyway comments please!!
We went to look at, the Eiffel Tower
Barely stuttered out
"A joke of a landmark" compared to Big Ben
I hate croissants and baguettes, I'd had it
Tonight it's "frogs legs and hors d'oeuvres"
The sort of food I really don't like

It cost me 60 euros
I hate Paris, I hate Nantes and I hate Bordeaux
Stripy jumpered bastards, I'll fight them
I'll have their bloody snobby arses flyin'

Thats France!
They're ripping us off with their wine
Thats France!
The most bloody boring place I've ever been
France, this is the place you'd love
If you knew how bored you would all be

You always pay just before you've found out
How much that wine cost
Now we're lost
With no money for food and i...

It cost me 60 euros
I hate Paris, I hate Nantes and I hate Bordeaux
Stripy jumpered bastards, I'll fight them
I'll have their bloody snobby arses flyin'

If this waiter doesn't serve me, I'll break his bloody spine
And shove a block of cheese right down his throat

Thats France!
They're ripping us off with their wine
Thats France!
The most bloody boring place I've ever been
France, this is the place you'd love
If you knew how bored you would all be

If this waiter doesn't serve me, I'll break his bloody spine
And shove a block of cheese right down his throat
Now he wants a tip from me, I'll be the one, that is writing his epiphany

Thats France!
They're ripping us off with their wine
Thats France!
The most bloody boring place I've ever been

France, this is the place you'd love(place you'd love)
France, this is the place you'd love(place you'd love)
France, this is the place you'd love(place you'd love)
If you knew how bored you would all be

Thats France!
Thats France!
Thats France!
Thats France!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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Willz - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey again Mike K another funny parody, we really hate the French :-P
Cherry the Lyrical Avenger - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice Parody! And shove a block of cheese right down his throat = awesome line!
____u2er@oaihodn.com - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
this is freakin awesome!! so true to the song!! LOL!
Pete - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
awesome parody, bit difficult 2 stay with thge pacin but id like 2 see anyone else do better
Sean Lee (non-asian) - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
555s, I have some French harritage, but after taking French 1 my Freshman year, I despise them. I pased with a D-
Nething - November 25, 2006 - Report this comment
No1 who gets the extreme racism in this song? Racism is racism, even if it's not people with a different skin colour. Idioits.

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