The cops are on TV
animals are running rampant
in streets, and buildings
this sight can only mean
Army Reserve: "Give some defense!!!"

The monkeys swing on trees throwing feces at the people running trying to avoid them
ostriches and more keep on coming and I think I just heard something rip my wall down

'Cause there's a rhino in my bathroom
and I know that I should run
my safety is in red zone
and I think there is an elephant charging into my neighbor's house

Zooland Security
looks like it's been elevated, from green to red
load the guns, and aim them well
goats are baaing at my front door

The monkeys swing on trees throwing feces at the people running trying to avoid them
ostriches and more keep on coming and I think I just heard something rip my wall down

'Cause there's a rhino in my bathroom
and I know that I should run
my safety is in red zone
and I think there is an elephant charging into my neighbor's house

This is insanity
the town is full of poo
the stench will rule this town forever, forever
how I can sure regret
not owning a tranq gun
Sure as heck need it more than ever

'Cause there's a rhino in my bathroom
and I know that I should run
my safety is in red zone
and I think there is an elephant charging into my neighbor's

I really hope that this crap doesn't happen ever again, again
I really hope that this crap doesn't happen ever again, again
I really hope that this crap doesn't happen ever again, again
I really hope that this crap doesn't happen ever again