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Song Parodies -> "We're Crap (Pretty-boy Wemos)"

Original Song Title:

"Dance Dance"

Original Performer:

Fallout Boy

Parody Song Title:

"We're Crap (Pretty-boy Wemos)"

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The Lyrics

Wemo means wannabe emo in case you don't know!
We wear emo clothes and straighten our hair loads
We kiss guys even though we're not gay
and we're sad wannabes.
Being pretty-boy wemos, we're over-dramatic.
Tonight, can our songs get much worse?
Vs Tell us we are proper emo!

I go crying to my bedroom,
And straighten my hair in my faked gloom,
And my mascara's running out so I'll cut myself,
And everyone thinks I should die

We're crap
We'll end up singing in pantomime
We're crap
And the moshers beat us up so we will cry
This is the the new craze; forget heavy metal
Oh, we are just wannabes!

I died my hair black, with streaks so I look pretty,
Tell me you love my pink eyeshadow
or I'll run off and write a song about you.


Why don't you lend me a little bit of make-up,
And you can wear my pink converse.


Why don't you like me? I thought that I was cool,
But I'm really just a wemo fool (wemo fool, wemo fool)
Why does it repulse you to hear my whiney voice?
Can you put my hair over my eye for me?



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Matthias - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, But who the hell would want to be emo???
Sam_Spam - April 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I can think of several who do it, not because they want to be emo, but because they: a) like the attention they get b) low self esteem c) caught in a comfortable cycle. Sad but true... *sigh*
Elisabeth - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
lol claudia. The Queen said to Nat, 'What a pretty boy' lol. hehe. I told you fall out boy were pretty boy weemo. And its sooo funny. I'm going 2 do one now. black metal lover? oh yuss..... CRADLE OF FILTH its sooooo cool. My user will be Princess_of_evil or darkness or something. luff ya, see ya in skool. Beth XXXXXXX
Bradd - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody is really good. They are so wemo as well!!! Nice one!
daniel - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
there are 4 things i can't stand fob (and their fans) the all-american rejects(and their fans) homosexual or bysexual men and emos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!! and you seem to be 3 of the 4 so i really really hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!
PunksterGuy - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
This is a funny parody about Fall Out Boy! I totally agree, they are not real emo at all. Metal and punk totally rule!!! x
PunksterGuy - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
This is a funny parody about Fall Out Boy! I totally agree, they are not real emo at all. Metal and punk totally rule!!! x
David Nguyen - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
your aprody sux ass!!!! it is more lame than yo mammas backside of her head man! u all lame!

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