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Song Parodies -> "Tea Song"

Original Song Title:

"There You'll Be"

Original Performer:

Faith Hill

Parody Song Title:

"Tea Song"

Parody Written by:

Geoff Vucetich and Peter McGimpsey

The Lyrics

Well I really like my tea,
When it comes to morning tea,
Or breakfast, lunch or tea,
Or even with my afternoon tea.

Tea's what makes my life go round
Oh you know where I'll be found.
Sitting down with some tea.

It's smooth and beige and unoffensive
Sugar in mine please
I like just a dash of milk
I'm impartial to bags or leaves.
I always stir with a teaspoon
Makes sense to stir tea with a teaspoon
That may be why it's called a teaspoon.

I was taught by my grandma
How to brew a mean Dilmah
Now I always keep a Thermos flask
In the glovebox of my car.
I guess it's hot chocolate for some
Usually coffee for my mum
I think I prefer tea.

It's smooth and beige and unoffensive
Sugar in mine please
I like just a dash of milk
I'm impartial to bags or leaves.
I've never had that many friends
Perhaps I shouldn't have shared that then.

English breakfast, Ceylon,
Green and Chai, Earl grey.
Cold and sweet and fruit infused,
Fair trade, Gourmet.
Those were some types of tea. (Those were some types of tea)
Those were all types of tea.
They're all tea!

It's smooth and beige and unoffensive
Sugar in mine please
I like just a dash of milk
I'm impartial to bags or leaves.
This tea would go well with some loaf
I cannot think of what rhymes with loaf.
Why did I end that last line with loaf?

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