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Song Parodies -> "Yo Quiero Seņior Zartan"

Original Song Title:

"El Tango De Roxanne"

Original Performer:

Ewan McGregor

Parody Song Title:

"Yo Quiero Seņior Zartan"

Parody Written by:

Ben Schuldt

The Lyrics

(singer 1)
He's been driven...
He's been driven...
He's been driven... MAD!
Zartan
You will have to blend
In with that light
Work for Cobra Commander
Even if you don't care if
World domination is right
Zartan
You will have to wear
That disguise tonight
Zartan
You will have to through your voice
A little left and to the right
(singer 2)
That mask upon your face
That bow and arrow in your hands
The translucency of your skin
Speak a tongue I can't understand!
(singer 1)
Zartan
(singer 2)
You're a master of disguise!
(singer 1)
Zartan
(singer 2)
Dreadnoks I can't find
You'll have to ape me
And then go behave as me
And please
Believe me when I say
I can pay you
(singer 1)
Zartan
(singer 2)
You're a master of disguise!
(singer 1)
You will have to blend
In with that light
(singer 2)
Dreadnoks I can't find
(singer 1)
You will have to wear
That disguise tonight
Zartan
(Chorus:)
You're a master of disguise!
(singer 1)
You will have to blend
In with that light
(Chorus:)
Dreadnoks, I can't find
(singer 1)
You will have to wear
That disguise tonight
Zartan
Zartan
Zartan

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Correction - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I saw "Moulin Rouge" on DVD, and Jacek Koman sang "El Tango De Roxanne", not Ewan McGregor.
Ben Schuldt - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
True enough. I debated which name to put in since both of them sang parts to it. Guess I chose wrong.
BOB - June 09, 2006 - Report this comment
WHO IS SEINOIR ZARTAN?

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