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Song Parodies -> "Here's to the Light (The Anorexic Celebrity Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Here's to the Night"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eve 6

Parody Song Title:

"Here's to the Light (The Anorexic Celebrity Song)"

Parody Written by:

Mari

The Lyrics

I am lean
Like a bean
I mean a string bean, not Lima

In a day
Any day now
I'm gonna be just a pile o' bones

I am willing
To be that
I am cool with skeletons

Here's some toast
And a dose
Of these new diet pills

Here's to the light
Others like me
Christina A. and Britney
Here's to us all
Under a women's size of three

Get myself
To the gym
And burn more calories

'Cause you know
Around here
Starvation raises salaries

Here's some toast
And a dose
Of these new diet pills

Here's to the light
Others like me
Christina A. and Britney
Here's to us all
Under a women's size of three

Losing all this weight is easy
It's almost a piece of cake
Aah! Cake!
Now I must go throw up!
(Now I must go throw up)

Here's some toast
And a dose
Of these new diet pills

Here's to the light
Others like me
Christina A. and Britney
Here's to us all
Under a women's size of three
(Of three)

Here's to the light
Others like me
Christina A. and Britney
Here's to us all
Under a women's size of three

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