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Song Parodies -> "Deadpool, The Merc With A Mouth"

Original Song Title:

"Bring Me To Life"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Deadpool, The Merc With A Mouth"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

OK, so one of my biggest fans, Syncronos, said that he was at some deadline, and he needed help with some parody or something. Parody...that's a funny word. Like chimichanga...anyway, he told me to think of my favo Evanescence song. Well, Bring Me To Life is cool. It's in that scene where from Elektra where Jennifer Garner finally goes nuts and starts to kill Ben imitating life, eh? Well, I know the guys from Linkin Parks (one of them owes me money) and we threw this together at the last minute. Enjoy! Syncronos, this night gown- while accentuating my manly curves- is TOO SHORT! You OWE me!
How can you see my yellow box?
My spoken words
Leading you down into my mind
Where things have come undone

I’ve got a brain…
But people say I’ve gone insane
I guess they’re right…just look at me

(Cracking up)
Cracking up inside
(Cracking up)
Cracking up inside
Someone tell me where I left my guns
(Cracking up)
Feelin’ good tonight
(Cracking up)
Think I’ll pick a fight
That may be, but I’m just having fun

Yes, I’m the famed ‘Merc with a Mouth’
The rest is easy
See? I can play the glockenspiel

(Cracking up)
Cracking up inside
(Cracking up)
Cracking up inside
Weasel, come and help me find my guns!
(Cracking up)
Hey look everyone!
(Cracking up)
It looks like I won!
Yes I am, but I’m still having fun

It’s Deadpool time
(He is clearly insane, Wade Wilson’s his name!)
It’s Deadpool time

Fiiiiighting is what I like to do
I like to punch…kick and
Staaaaab right through the bad guys
Till they all are DEAD

(All of this time you thought that it was vanity
Well, yes it was, with hints of his insanity)
I’ve been fighting a lot of guys it seems
Guess I’m good at this ‘mercenary’ thing
(I need a gun, I need a sword, I need a chair…
Wait…did I just say chair? Nope…that can’t be right…)
It’s Deadpool time!

(Cracking up)
Cracking up inside
(Cracking up)
Cracking up inside
Here they are…I finally found my guns!
(Cracking up)
I’m the best you’ve seen
(Cracking up)
I fought Wolverine
Kicked my ass, but I still had some fun

It’s Deadpool time
(He is clearly insane! Wade Wilson’s his name!)
It’s Deadpool Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-*cough cough*

I don’t know how she holds that note for so long. Is this the part where I fall off the balcony and that guy from Linkin Park just watches me fall to my death? Guys? This nightgown is kinda drafty.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 9

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Weasel - September 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Wait...Jen Garner tries to kill Ben Affleck in DAREDEVIL, not Elektra!
Deadpool - September 14, 2007 - Report this comment
She did such horrible acting in both films, I couldn't tell the difference, so SHUT UP!
Red Ant - September 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Wish I knew the movie this is based on...
Agrimorfee - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Yes, Sync, this was too "fanboy" for me to get it.
Syncronos - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I figured it would be. No worries; this is what I get for taking my eyes off the contest and then throwing out whatever I could stitch together in 10 minutes...
Rex - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Deadpool's ex is Gretchen. My sister is Gretchen. So I understand how he got that way. Amazing 10-minute work here.
Matthias - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I too wish I knew what the heck you were talking about... I was completely lost here
bobpiecheese - September 18, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry)...come again?
Syncronos - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
*sigh* Deadpool is not based on a movie. He is a Marvel comics character. He's a mercenary who can heal like Wolverine but is utterly insane. The formula goes: give him a job, give him guns and swords, then sit back and watch the comedic chaos. He's got a bit of a cult following, and he's my favorite comic book character. In my mad dash, he floated to the top of my brain, and inspiration struck HIM. Oh well...onto the next round!
Below Average Dave - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I am familiar with Deadpool myself, I get it, but lines like "Someone tell me where I left my guns", even knowing Deadpool's background, seemed out of place. I will say your pacing is spot on, and you stuck to facts with the Deadpool theme, This one isn't your best but you already told us that, I think your capable of great work when you have the time needed to achieve it, and I look forward to your next parody.
Syncronos - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
*puts on Comic Book Nerd glasses* Well, there was that time when Black Swan scrambled his brain, and he kept calling his guns doornobs...or that time when CopyCat blew up his house and all he had was a pistol left... I'm such a nerd
Konfan - March 16, 2009 - Report this comment
hey man do you mind if i make a youtube vid out of this? hope not because i probably will anyway. don't worry though ill give you all the cred.
Joe - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Whoever said Deadpool isn't from a movie is wrong. See X-Men Origins: Wolverine.
MoffXanatos - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Deadpool isn't in Origins, Wade Wilson is as well as a wierd Weapon XI thingy, but Deadpool, not so much, we'll have to wait for the spinoff for the real thing (hopefully, and the mask had better be able to do the cockeyed thing), but check the dates on this man, this parody was made not one, but TWO years ago...

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