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Song Parodies -> "Everybody's Pool"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody's Fool"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Evanescence

Parody Song Title:

"Everybody's Pool"

Parody Written by:

Katie

The Lyrics

if u have a swimming pool then u know that it doesnt matter if u know these people or not they come over and expect that its a public pool and everyone is allowed in and u are mearly the lifeguard.
children, by nature
come for self enjoying
just what we all need
more kids from 'ell that

always is and always will be
in my pool and never ask me
dont you know this is not everybody's pool?

look kids, the sun's out
put on your trunks (come on over)
oh how we hate to
send you home, we're not open
but now i know that

there always is and always will be
those who think fun's free
dont you know this is not everybody's pool?

where are your folks? did they die?
put on the sun block (or you'll fry)
i know the truth now
i know what pools are
and i dont want one any more

it never was but soon would be
a place where kids can swim for free
some how you think we have a public pool....

it never was but soon would be
a place where kids can swim for free
some how you think we have a public pool....
i know this doesnt have really great pacing but ok its here. u've read it. my work is finished.

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Katie - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
ok what they did was accidently added this song to a list with another Katie's parodies and this is mine so ya know( : P)grrr that bites.....
Static - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
yeah, my name was going to be "neomatrix" because I like those movies a lot (the game rules too), but it was taken, so I remembered the biggest risk of going to soak my head & getting hit by lightning.
s m gee sucks 1234 - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah I have a pool but I never go in it lol. It's just there taking up space and stuff. I'm glad everyone around me has a pool or else everyone would want to come into my pool, making it a public pool :)
Katie - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
static. now that makes me think of a cat with a balloon stuck to it for some reason-: p no just kidding, actually it makes me think of my radio and how crappy its been acting lately, all i hear is HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS grrr im gonna beat it to death!..... hahah gee, at least u have a pool! little me doesnt have 1, its just as well i guess.....
Anonymous. - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
What the heck is "s m gee"?
Static - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
yeah, I have one but we never built it...lol
Katie - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
whats the use in a pool if u cant even swim ?*looks around suspiciously*
Anonymous. - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
You still haven't told me what "s m gee" means. I'm very curious.
s m gee sucks 1234 - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Sarah Michelle Gellar :)
s m gee rocks 541 - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks. :))
Katie - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
sara michelle geller does suck! : P
sj - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
yes smg sux. and whomever wrote this: great job!! usually i only have bad things to say about people who make things written by evanesence funny, but yours was very good: clean-cut and non-offensive. great job!!!
sm-gee - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I do not! What's that got 2 do w/ the parody anyways?

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