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Song Parodies -> "You're Infernal"

Original Song Title:

"My Immortal"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Evanescence

Parody Song Title:

"You're Infernal"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

I'm so tired of you, my dear
Suggest that you just get outta here
Yes, now you have to leave
That much is what you must believe
Your odor still lingers here
Oh my God, leave me alone

Those prunes you served each meal
You pawned my rod and reel
Please, just wipe that grin from off your face

On our dates, you'd never pay for your beers
When you'd drive, you'd stripped off all the car's gears
I lost my lunch due to Britney Spears
When you made that bad... mix CD

You really aggravate me with your Donald Duck Nightlight
And the sounds that are piped out from your behind
Each night I wake from your unpleasant screams
Your cat he chased and ate up my prized canary

The booze you made me steal
That hunt for baby seals
Please just wipe that grin off from your face

Then you charged my name to an account with Sears
Parade the street and make licentious leers
Yes I have put up with a lot all these years
But now that's it from me

I'll be so damned glad for myself when you're gone
The stench of your hygiene
It will still come along

Nearly died when you called my grandparents queers
Then I screamed, you threw away all my tapes of "Cheers"
Yes, some times were grand through all these years
But right now, I've quit of thee, quit of thee, quit of thee
Copyright 2007, Agrimorfee. Don't go away mad, just go away.

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Matthias - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey!!! This was My Immortal! Not Your Immortal! That's not fair!!! I'm telling!!! Mom!!! Aggy stole My Immortal!!! Tell him to give it back!!!! Heh, heh, heh... Great parody here Agrimorfee for a band which you seemed to have a bit of a problem with.
Agrimorfee - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey thanks Matty...it was a b**** thinking up new really bad rhymes for "years" at the end of each line. Let it be known that I started working on this before your "Time Portal" was published on-site. :)
Jason - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I liked this Agri 555
stuart mcarthur - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
what? but not the episode where Sam finally nails Rebecca I hope -sheesh! - well done Ag - 555
TJC - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny stuff! I l especially liked the oxymoron of 'hygene stench'... tickled my rancy!
Syncronos - September 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree, Agri. I'm sure it was a pain to rhyme all that with years. You got skillz, man! 555
Rex - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I agree, there's nothing quite as irritating as a Donald Duck nightlight :-). But putting your name on a Sears account -- now that's just plain evil! The ending reminded me of the "I break with thee" bit from Steve Martin. Well done.
bobpiecheese - September 18, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Now this is the reason why I like to announce which song I parody. Then people won't have to choose between two brilliant parodies of the same song! Damn!
Below Average Dave - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) "You really aggravate me with your Donald Duck Nightlight" . . .Agrimorfee, you took on a fairly simple song and made a masterpiece of it, frankly I realize Rex's song was epic, but yours is in the same ballpark--it will be a tough decision, but this parody is fantastic, I see nothing to take away from it because you took a song with such deep and sad meaning and made it funny and cute at the same time.
Matthias - August 09, 2008 - Report this comment
This one killed my "Time Portal" because this one was friggen hilarious! And as I said to Conquerer we really need some awesome rounds like this back in the Artistry.
LittleStinkyBuns - August 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Agree, perhaps you just need a short vacation, eh? Your Lady sounds fun, & never boring . . . .
Guy - August 15, 2008 - Report this comment
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"Your cat he chased and ate up my prized canary"

Take a hint from Matt and Fedex that cat to Guam or somewhere way off shore. While your at it take her along to the car wash and kick her butt out the car when the machine starts up. Most hilarious! High fives!
bobpiecheese - August 18, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4Y) I actually had a bit of a problem singing this to the OS, but then I haven't listened to it all that much, and the vocals are kinda soft. Still this = brilliant, you know that.
Below Average Dave - August 19, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC-Y) Well, I recorded it so you know I like it. . .Yeah TCOP, unfortunately the OS was in a quiet range vocally, which restricted my singing as well, not to mention-the lead singer of Evanescence is a really (and I mean really) powerful vocalist (underrated in my opinion)--but great job Agri.
Stuart McArthur - August 21, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4) some very funny lines, Ag - I love all that detail stuff - RIP the prized canary and the Cheers tapes (I hope she didn't wipe the one where Sam finally gets to nail Rebecca!) - 555
Dr Music - August 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Great work. It really tells the brutal honest truth about someone you really hate.

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