-> "My Time Portal"
Original Song Title:
"My Immortal"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"My Time Portal"
The Lyrics
Y2K’s a pain in rear
Venture back to see my childish peers
Since I want to leave
Delorean, which I speed
From present I disappear
Into the past I am thrown
Pilgrim’s Thanksgiving meal
Ice Age, I turn the wheel
Now Dinosaurs that time itself erased
When I park I’m back about 300 years
Town screams as they’re robbed by mean buccaneers
It’s time to go see SANE Britney Spears
So I stomp gas
To 90’s
00’s used to irate me
With it’s Global Warming blight
I’m not bound to the time, which I was born
My weekend jaunts
Wild West to Crazed Vikings
As long as full gas tank
I can drive through history
Caveman’s rugged appeal
Cleopatra, Cop a feel
There’s just too much time for me to face
When I drive I can be the fourth musketeer
With Louis and Clark I can see the whole new frontier
When I’m now I’m going to snag souvenirs
And sell them
On eBay
I race my car through space and time just for fun
I’m not Doc or Marty
But back to the future I’ve gone
In mob crime I drink vodka with tough racketeers
Trains of steam I take from all those engineers
I saw Jesus and we had a few beers
But still flunked
History
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