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Song Parodies -> "My Time Portal"

Original Song Title:

"My Immortal"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Evanescence

Parody Song Title:

"My Time Portal"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Y2K’s a pain in rear
Venture back to see my childish peers
Since I want to leave
Delorean, which I speed
From present I disappear
Into the past I am thrown

Pilgrim’s Thanksgiving meal
Ice Age, I turn the wheel
Now Dinosaurs that time itself erased

When I park I’m back about 300 years
Town screams as they’re robbed by mean buccaneers
It’s time to go see SANE Britney Spears
So I stomp gas
To 90’s

00’s used to irate me
With it’s Global Warming blight
I’m not bound to the time, which I was born

My weekend jaunts
Wild West to Crazed Vikings
As long as full gas tank
I can drive through history

Caveman’s rugged appeal
Cleopatra, Cop a feel
There’s just too much time for me to face

When I drive I can be the fourth musketeer
With Louis and Clark I can see the whole new frontier
When I’m now I’m going to snag souvenirs
And sell them
On eBay

I race my car through space and time just for fun
I’m not Doc or Marty
But back to the future I’ve gone

In mob crime I drink vodka with tough racketeers
Trains of steam I take from all those engineers
I saw Jesus and we had a few beers
But still flunked
History

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Matthias - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
00's is pronounced "Oh's" (Just for reference, since I forgot to post that above)
AFW - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Far out funny stuff
TJC - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice! Makes me wish I could put banana peels and other trash into the "MR PARODY" and have it crank 'em out for me!
Red Ant - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
"time to go see SANE Britney Spears" and "snag souvenirs and sell them on eBay" positively stood out for me. "Y2K’s a pain in rear": IMHO I would have sacrificed the pacing, or reworded that line, to get a line that reads and sings better. 5s.
Matthias - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh crap! That was a typo! I forgot the "the" in that line, dammit! The line should have been "Y2K's pain in my rear". Well, Dave if you're going to record this one, you know what the proper line is now. Thanks for catching that one Jack, and thank you all for taking a road trip with me through time and space.
stuart mcarthur - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
that would be a whole new category in ebay Matthias - artefacts from the future - lovely write - 555
Kristof Robertson - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Time travel always raises "what if?" questions that you've answered very humorously here, Matty. Fine work. 555
Agrimorfee - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) 2, count 'em, 2 "My Immortal" parodies with references to Britney. ;) Great minds think alike, but you thought of something very original.
Syncronos - September 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Cleopatra, Cop a Feel. Ha! Brilliant! 555
Rex - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) With apologies to Bill and Ted, it's Matthias' Excellent Adventure! Don't make any sharp turns in the Ice Age....
bobpiecheese - September 18, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Time travel! How original! Quite the funny read, even with the old 'B2TF' joke.
Below Average Dave - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Well, Matthias, I think this was very funny. . .but I from a grammar stand point it suffers from the same things that "Are You Naive Round Gadgets". . .This is just my opinion, but. . ."Y2K's pain in my rear". your corrected line should be something more like "Y2k's (a) pain in my rear"--because pacing you can easily make that work (which when I DO record this one I will sing it like that because it sounds better) and there are other spots that would sound odd to the ear, but I will fine tune it as necessary for recording, the idea is very original and I like it, but personal advice is not to sacrifice grammar for pacing unless absolutely necessary.

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