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Song Parodies -> "Hes Never Jolly When Hes Sober"

Original Song Title:

"Call Me When Your Sober"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Hes Never Jolly When Hes Sober"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

this is a song about santa clause to let you all know
dont eat our cookies
you drunkie
you wrecked our christmas tree
You want me,
give presents
your out of your mind

Shouldve never drank
stupid man
So ,maybe you can remember yourself,
Can't be believing,
that you would be drinking
yourself to your ability
And you're too late!


now youve take the blame.
what a shame
Must be exhausting to kill your own reindeer
Selfishly hating,
No wonder you're saint nick
You can't play the good guy this time,
And you're too late.


hes never jolly when hes sober
sense your drunk now christmas is over oh oh oh
It's over.

How could you have burned your working elves
How could you - we thought your were nice


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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Below Average Dave - July 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, seems wierd saying White Trash. . .but then that is the name you have chosen, but that aside. . .I think this was a good idea, could use some fine tuning, particularly. . .you tend to leave out ' where they are needed. It made reading it a bit awkward, but as you are new I was leninent because this isn't bad at all and if you keep writing I'm sure the little dotting the I's and crossing the T's type stuff will be worked out. Welcome to the site.
little girl - July 10, 2007 - Report this comment
needs a little bit work but it is a genious idea
white trash - July 10, 2007 - Report this comment
thanx everyone i have millions of ideas for song parodies some of my relatives thank i could become the next weird al if i just write my songs more slowly and i go so fast typin thats why people cant read it
David - July 21, 2007 - Report this comment
well, alot of your lines dont fit the music...

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