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Song Parodies -> "I’m Calling Cuz I’m Drunk"

Original Song Title:

"Call Me When You're Sober"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I’m Calling Cuz I’m Drunk"

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The Lyrics

When I sing this, I act more and more drunk as the song progresses -- slurring and stuff. Hence all of the I's towards the end.
Don’t cry to me
If you loved me
You would be here to drive me
So stop whining
Come find me
‘Fore I get a D… W… I…

This ain’t no booty call
Not at all!
So drunk I hardly remember myself
There’s no use deceiving
I’d just be there weaving
I couldn’t even walk a straight line
Cuz I’m too drunk

Don’t cry to me
If you loved me
You would be here to drive me
So stop whining
Come find me
‘Fore I get a D… W… I…

Couldn’t take the pain
(Sick) In my brain
Must be the beer brewer’s natural grain
Some shots of Jaeg. did
Get me inebriated
I can’t pay the full tab this time
Cuz I’m too drunk!

Don’t cry to me
If you loved me
You would be here to drive me.
So stop whining
Come find me
‘Fore I get a D…W…I…

Can’t you tell that I’m not sober?!
I don’t want cops to pull me over
Don't pull me over!

How can I drive, with all of those Bud Lites?
How can I? I’s hoping you would drive!

So don’t bitch to me
Or cry to me
This ain’t a call for booty!
Don’t whine to me
Just get your keys
I’s just need a ride!

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Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 4

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Pyth - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow! First vote scored me a 1 for pacing... I hoped it was understood that the "DWI" took the place of "mind" in the original lyrics. Granted "DWI" has multiple syllables whereas "mind" has one. But when Amy Lee sings this, she's hitting several notes with that one word. Thus I was matching a syllable for each note in the original (and hence why the last word in my lyrics is a single syllable). I'm also thinking of changing the bridge(?) for better pacing: How could I, be expected to drive? How could I? After all those Bud Lights?
Red Ant - May 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Pyth, your comment caught my attention. Such an in-depth comment on pacing from a newbie shows great promise. I have to admit that stretching "DWI" over "mind" is a bit too big a leap, no matter how many syllables Amy Lee stretches it into ("DUI" would have worked a bit better). Keep writing; such attention to and self-critique of pacing is a somewhat rare quality these days among newer authors. Well played off of TOS (The Original Song), but a bit too many rhymes used from original. Very good effort though. 444.

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