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Song Parodies -> "Lean Cuisine"

Original Song Title:

"Snow White Queen"

Original Performer:

Evanescence

Parody Song Title:

"Lean Cuisine"

Parody Written by:

Jessie W.

The Lyrics

A parody dedicated to our (least) favorite dieting aid!
Eating Lean Cuisine
makes me gag
gross out, make me stop
it's supposed to make
me thinner

You'll never know how ill
this food has made me
it really isn't all it's made to be
it sickens me

You are inside me
my Lean Cuisine
please don't try to run
you're s'posed to make me skinny
soon I know I'll see
an improved me
don't barf anymore my love
maybe it really works

I don't want to eat
frozen food
but this stuff is the best
supposedly
(supposedly)

I must escape the bad meals and the freezer burn
I feel it in my stomach and I can't eat
(I can't eat)

You are inside me
my Lean Cuisine
please don't try to run
you're s'posed to make me skinny
soon I know I'll see
an improved me
don't barf anymore my love
maybe it really works

Who am I kidding
nothing on this earth is more of a lie
I'm losing my lunch
and it's all because of that nasty cuisine

You are inside me
my Lean Cuisine
please don't try to run
you're s'posed to make me skinny
soon I know I'll see
an improved me
go ahead and barf my love
it doesn't really work






Yes, I know, it sucks.

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emily - March 10, 2007 - Report this comment
nice
Jonathan - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny, not exactly perfect but still really good. 454.

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