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Song Parodies -> "Great Aunt Beth"

Original Song Title:

"Tourniquet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Evanescence

Parody Song Title:

"Great Aunt Beth"

Parody Written by:

Jessie W.

The Lyrics

If this doesn't fit exactly right to the tune of Tourniquet, I'm sorry. It was just something that hopped into my head at random.
Family reunion
God save us all
there's Great Aunt Beth
I try desperately to hide behind Uncle Bob
I'm hoping she'll leave before she gets the chance
to pinch my cheeks and give me pain
oh here she comes!

oh, God it's Great Aunt Beth
come again to pinch me
oh, God it's Great Aunt Beth
will she ever forget my chubby cheeks?

Yes, she remembers me
her little baby-kins
I back against the wall
no chance she'll forget me
her fingers like daggers pinching and plucking
oh who will save me? please help me!
will I be saved?

oh, God it's Great Aunt Beth
come again to pinch me
oh, God it's Great Aunt Beth
will she ever forget my chubby cheeks? 2x

My cheeks flaming in shame
she calls me 'cutie-wootie pie'
will I ever live this down?
Great Aunt Beth
oh why, oh why?






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