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Song Parodies -> "Shi*tinary"

Original Song Title:

"Imaginary (Fallen Version)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Evanescence

Parody Song Title:

"Shi*tinary"

Parody Written by:

Conny and Enrique

The Lyrics

The parody is not supposed to make sense... it's supposed to be funny and random!
I'm breathing in the doorway
Of the hot dogs that I ate...
They fell me badly.
Let me say,
That I really need to doo-doo
But I can't because I'm living in Wyoming.

Chorus:
With my shield of golden armor.
A jar of honey including flies.
I wanna sell them for a thousand dollars.
And buy a big toilet to do all this.

Don't say I stink too much.
With this crapping chaos, my reality.
I know well that I am causing a disturbance.
But I really need to go on a toilet.

Chorus:
With my shield of golden armor.
A jar of honey including flies.
I wanna sell them for a thousand dollars.
And buy a big toilet to do all this.

Swallowing a jar full of honey
Cannot cease for the fear of farting eyes.
Oh how I long for a big white toilet.
Sh!t in it for the rest of the night.

Chorus:
With my shield of golden armor.
A jar of honey including flies.
I wanna sell them for a thousand dollars.
And buy a big toilet to do all this.
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