Song Parodies -> Call Me When You Order
| Original Song Title: | "Call Me When You're Sober" |
| Original Performer: | Evanescence |
| Parody Song Title: | "Call Me When You Order" |
| Parody Written by: | Jag |
Something I did about a girl who invited her vegetarian guy to a restaurant that only serves meaty foods.
Go try that meat
If you love me
You would have meat with me
You want me?
Get that meat
Make up your mind
Should I let you choke
Steal your coke
So maybe you can remember yourself
Can't keep believing
You're only just eating some crêpe
And I'm sick of those crumbs
And you're too thin
So go try that meat
If you love me
You would have meat with me
You want me?
Get that meat
Make up your mind
Couldn't take a steak,
Meatball cake
Must be exhausting to lose your own weight
Munching on veggies
No wonder your rabbits are dying of starving all night
And you're too late
So go try a meat
If you love me
You would have meat with me
You want me?
Get that meat
Make up your mind
You always call me when you order
You didn't want meat, well, it's over,
It's over
How could I--have brought you in here
How could I--you will eat this tine
So go try a meat
If you love me
You would have meat with me
Don't smile at me
Just eat that meat
I've made up your mind
If you love me
You would have meat with me
You want me?
Get that meat
Make up your mind
Should I let you choke
Steal your coke
So maybe you can remember yourself
Can't keep believing
You're only just eating some crêpe
And I'm sick of those crumbs
And you're too thin
So go try that meat
If you love me
You would have meat with me
You want me?
Get that meat
Make up your mind
Couldn't take a steak,
Meatball cake
Must be exhausting to lose your own weight
Munching on veggies
No wonder your rabbits are dying of starving all night
And you're too late
So go try a meat
If you love me
You would have meat with me
You want me?
Get that meat
Make up your mind
You always call me when you order
You didn't want meat, well, it's over,
It's over
How could I--have brought you in here
How could I--you will eat this tine
So go try a meat
If you love me
You would have meat with me
Don't smile at me
Just eat that meat
I've made up your mind
Hehehehe...Look what boredom takes me...^^
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