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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Think I'm Sober"

Original Song Title:

"Call Me When You're Sober"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Think I'm Sober"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Alright, I don't think a whole lot of explaining is needed for this parody. I'm sure everyone has been in this predicament before. Anyway I hope you all enjoy this parody as I have put much time into preparing it and fine tuning it to the original songs likeliness. Your reviews and comments would be much appreciated. Thank you and enjoy. Have A Nice Day! =-)
B. Y. O. B.
Long Island Ice Tea, just now downed the Chablis.
Hennessy just for me.
Need to unwind.

I don't mean to appall,
Drank it all,
Hitting the bottle to relieve myself
Out of brew grieving,
Not done smashing ourselves,
A beer run I advise,
Fore it's too late.

Back from the spree.
Someone beer me, a Red Hook ESB.
Opici, I'm tipsy.
Gone is my mind.

Bear no sense of shame,
Need Champagne.
This bash is costing an arm and a leg.
Who else is faded?
Booze has me persuaded
to have a Carona with lime.
In a plastered state.

I need my car key.
Aqua Vitae, buy some Wild Turkey.
Tecate, Hine Brandy.
Whatever I find.

Ya' know, I don't think I'm sober.
Speed to the store in my Range Rover – not sober.

I adjourned without thinking twice.
Almost two, I ran the stop sign.

I have my I.D.
Remove the key, race to the door nervy.
upset greatly, down my head swings.
Stores Closed I do find.
The End.

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Pacing: 2.6
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 5

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Red Ant - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
I was DKTOS, but I d/l it on this new DSL I have (good-bye dial up!). Excellent pacing/rhyming to The Original Song (TOS). Great song and parody.

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