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Song Parodies -> "Etiquette"

Original Song Title:

"Tourniquette"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Evanescence

Parody Song Title:

"Etiquette"

Parody Written by:

Anny

The Lyrics

This parody was inspired after me and my best friend were the victim of bullying and the brunt of someone else's false and disgusting rumours. After going through this for a couple of years, this parody is dedicated to these specific girls who made our life hell, and to anyone else that picks on people at school. I don't believe in revenge, and I certainly didn't like to be treated badly because of someone else's jealousy. What happened was this girl was jealous of mine and my friend's friendship so she tried any way she could to break the friendship up. Anyway, enjoy. :)
You were the biggest pain
I won't take no more
I stand angry
And you're pouring pointless revenge and betrayal
You're lying, playing, hating and scheming
Are you too dumb to be changed?
Are you too dumb?

My God, some etiquette
Return to civilization
My God, some etiquette
Return to civilization

Do you remember me?
Loathed for so long
Will you be on the other side?
Or will you just get me?

You're lying, playing, hating and scheming
Are you too dumb to be changed?
Are you too dumb?

My God, some etiquette
Return to civilization
My God, some etiquette
Return to civilization

You're going to cry!

My God, some etiquette
Return to civilization
My God, some etiquette
Return to civilization

Your words cry for the save
Your soul cries for deliberance
Will you be denied?
Christ, etiquette
You're gonna cry



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