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Song Parodies -> "Vile Toddler"

Original Song Title:

"My Immortal"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Evanescence

Parody Song Title:

"Vile Toddler"

The Lyrics

Single mothers... bless 'em.
I'm so tired of wailing, yeah.
Incensed by always wiping your rear.
And if you have to heave.
Why must you do it on my sleeve?
So messy, your fingers smear.
Your tantrums drive me insane!

No toons seem to appeal,
No game will keep you still,
Attention span that rhymes cannot appease!

When you cry I try to stay sane through the bawl.
When you scream, I'd like to say it's mutual.
I've smelled your pants from right down the hall.
Just sit still, brat!
Toddler peeves...

Your job's to aggravate me,
With your irritating whine.
As I'm bound by the state, you're kept alive.
I've faced onslaughts of incessant screams.
Your boisterous playing makes more calamity for me.

By zounds, you're squeals are shrill.
Nineteen-months-after pill?
You're such a rush of wild, erratic pace!

When you cry I try to stay sane through the howls.
When you scream I buy you cake to stop the growls.
I've smelled your pants- hoo boy, such loose bowels!
Just sit still, brat!
Toddler peeves...

I've often thought about welfare adoption.
But oh, you're a gift, kid.
Though oft I moan,
I'm a mum!

When you smile a light pervades all of my dread.
As you dream at night I stay there by your bed.
Though you may run me out of my head,
You're MY lil' brat!
Here with me...

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carol - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
This reminds me of yesterday when I went to the store. A young mother had her toddler with her, and I no sooner walked into the grocery store than that child's screams and wails assaulted my ears. I may be the only one voting on this parody, but I really thought it was well said.
Diddims - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
"Vile Toddlers". I don't blame you; kids drive me nuts!
Arwen - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
The OS seems like it would very VERY hard to parody...and I think you've done it well...

Lots of funny lines, but "When you scream, I'd like to say it's mutual" got the giggling started...=)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Arwen. Can we expect little elvin feet pattering any time soon?
Arwen - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Not unless you know something I don't Luke...; )
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
...your podiatrist. He told me he's gonna have to amputate your toes.
EmiLoca - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
455 - At least now I know you're not just staying for the children.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Unless they're hot.

...did I just type that out loud?

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