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Song Parodies -> "In Need A New Pie"

Original Song Title:

"Bring Me To Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Evanescence

Parody Song Title:

"In Need A New Pie"

Parody Written by:

KaylanR

The Lyrics

How can you see into my pies
when you are blind?
Digging around with your fork,
then you stab your thumb.........

You call your mum,
you try to put a band aid on.
Until you find it slips off.........

Ow ow ow
I'm bleeing inside
ow ow ow
my thumb is on fire
save me
wrap a band aid on and save my blood from my pie.

Ow ow ow
fling the pie outside
ow ow ow
ow, I'd better hide
save me the blood thats bleeding now

Now that I know I'm loosing blood
You can't just leave me
give me, a bandage for my thumb
or I'll tell your mum.....

Ow ow ow
I'm bleeing inside
ow ow ow
my thumb is on fire
save me
wrap a band aid on and save my blood from my pie.

Ow ow ow
fling the pie outside
ow ow ow
ow, I'd better hide
save me the blood thats bleeding now

Ow............I need a new pie.

It's all frozen inside, it's filled with blood and my skin.
I'm calling to you to help m put the band aid on

Ow ow ow
I'm bleeing inside
ow ow ow
my thumb is on fire
save me
wrap a band aid on and save my blood from my pie.

Ow ow ow
fling the pie outside
ow ow ow
ow, I'd better hide
save me the blood thats bleeding now

Ow............I need a new pie

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Yet Another Dutchman - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Ehh... Concept is fun, but some consistency errors and a bit of repetitiveness. This isn't the best you can do, as a parody reader I can tell you that you have the talent to write more hilarious parodies. 343

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