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Song Parodies -> "Beached Whale"

Original Song Title:

"Tourniquet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Evanescence

Parody Song Title:

"Beached Whale"

Parody Written by:

Shanay-nay

The Lyrics

Dedicated to beached whales across the ocean.....
I tried to swim away,
But got washed back up,
I lay hungry,
And I'm dreaming of the plankton,
I'm a beached whale,
I'm dying, shriveling, dehydrating, and withering,
Am I too parched to be saved?
Am I too parched?

My vet, my beach patrol,
Return me to the water
My vet, my beach patrol,
Return me to the water

Do you remember me?
Swimming so strong?
Will you be on the other beach,
waiting for me?
I'm dying, shriveling, dehydrating, and withering.
Am I too parched to be saved?
Am I too parched?

My vet, my beach patrol,
Return me to the water,
My vet, my beach patrol,
Return me to the water.

My blowhole cries for the sea,
And I cry for deliverence,
Will I be denied brine?
Please, return,
My ocean.

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Diana - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice parody. I enjoyed it. I love the song.
Anny - June 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow :O That song sounds sad :( I really like it though, good job
Evenni - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Woo! This is funny as.

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