I see an infomercial here
With a knife set
With Chef Tony and boy I bet
These knifes will suck ass
Theres four for steak
A rock an chop that scoops to plates
With kitchen shears and a knife for fillet

Slice it up, miracle blade knifes
Chop it up, miracle blade knifes
Slice the bread until its too damn thin
Scoop me up, put me in the pan
Cut it up, whack it with a bam
Spread it
Spread the peanut butter all for fun

They looked so good so I got them
And they work for me
They are the best knifes I have got
Miracle blade knifes

Slice it up, miracle blade knifes
Chop it up, miracle blade knifes
Slice the bread until its too damn thin
Scoop me up, put me in the pan
Cut it up, whack it with a bam
Spread it
Spread the peanut butter all for fun

Slicing some onions this works well
Good as hell darling
Lets go slice some more fine bread
This knifes so sharp I can cut down a cherry tree
Sharpness is sitting right here in front of me
I can cut out the sprouts of the canned beans
Gonna slice it and cut down everything
Use the chop and scoop to scoop into a bowl
Cutting up rye here
These knifes are the best
Miracle Blade Knifes