Song Parodies -> Frodo's Bane
| Original Song Title: | "Bring Me To Life" |
| Original Performer: | Evanescence |
| Parody Song Title: | "Frodo's Bane" |
| Parody Written by: | Adam Eccleshall |
Lead vocal is Frodo, with backing by (the Ring) and [Gollum]
How can we just walk up to the gates of Mordor?
What are we even trying for?
Precious little ring'll just take my soul
And leave my body feeling cold
'til Sauron finds us here and takes it back home
(Pick me up)Feeling dead inside
(Just put me on)Think I've lost my mind
(Uuuuse me)This infernal ring just drives me mad
(Pick me up)Don't think I can run (just put me on) wish this quest was done
(Uuuuse me)Bilbo said adventuring was fun
Now that that Gollum thing's about
He could just lead us
But he just likes to scream and shout
"We wants that thing"
[Preciouses]Gollum's gone to hide
[My preciouses]Wish we'd kept him tied
[Preeeecioussss]He will drive me nuts before the end
[Preciouses]Sam thinks he is scum [My preciouses] thinks his end should come
[Preeeecioussss]Critter's gonna pay for all he's done
I wants this Ring
(You're beginning to fall, your soul will be mine)
I'll keep this Ring
Feel dead inside, your power taking over me, precious
I'll be a Wraith and walk among the dead
(You'll be mine, before the day is thorugh, you'll see)
[Where's the Precious? We wants it back, it came to me]
I've been trying to resist its power
It's taken hold of me, this precious thing
(I'll take your mind, I'll take your heart, I'll take your soul)
I may well die here
(I'll make you so much more)
This Ring is mine
(Pick me up)Feeling dead inside
(Just put me on)Think I've lost my mind
(Uuuuse me)This infernal ring just drives me mad
(Pick me up)Don't think I can run (just put me on) wish this quest was done
(Uuuuse me)Bilbo said adventuring was fun
I wants this Ring
(You're beginning to fall, your soul will be mine)
I'll keep this Ring
What are we even trying for?
Precious little ring'll just take my soul
And leave my body feeling cold
'til Sauron finds us here and takes it back home
(Pick me up)Feeling dead inside
(Just put me on)Think I've lost my mind
(Uuuuse me)This infernal ring just drives me mad
(Pick me up)Don't think I can run (just put me on) wish this quest was done
(Uuuuse me)Bilbo said adventuring was fun
Now that that Gollum thing's about
He could just lead us
But he just likes to scream and shout
"We wants that thing"
[Preciouses]Gollum's gone to hide
[My preciouses]Wish we'd kept him tied
[Preeeecioussss]He will drive me nuts before the end
[Preciouses]Sam thinks he is scum [My preciouses] thinks his end should come
[Preeeecioussss]Critter's gonna pay for all he's done
I wants this Ring
(You're beginning to fall, your soul will be mine)
I'll keep this Ring
Feel dead inside, your power taking over me, precious
I'll be a Wraith and walk among the dead
(You'll be mine, before the day is thorugh, you'll see)
[Where's the Precious? We wants it back, it came to me]
I've been trying to resist its power
It's taken hold of me, this precious thing
(I'll take your mind, I'll take your heart, I'll take your soul)
I may well die here
(I'll make you so much more)
This Ring is mine
(Pick me up)Feeling dead inside
(Just put me on)Think I've lost my mind
(Uuuuse me)This infernal ring just drives me mad
(Pick me up)Don't think I can run (just put me on) wish this quest was done
(Uuuuse me)Bilbo said adventuring was fun
I wants this Ring
(You're beginning to fall, your soul will be mine)
I'll keep this Ring
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Um...I have to admit that while I know, logically, that this is fabulous...I don't know the original well enough to vote. I'm hanging my head in shame as we speak...
There's plenty of parodies that get posted here for which I've never even heard of the original song :-) Thanks for the feedback :-)
Too keep it short, that was the best LOTR parody I've read in weeks.
*To. Same difference . . .
Does not match pacing at all: LISTEN TO THE SONG!
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