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Song Parodies -> "Everybody's Stool"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody's Fool"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Everybody's Stool"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Quinn

The Lyrics

Funny...but gross. My comeback song is this??!!
I'm just a patient,
Came in for routine checkup,
Go in the restroom,
And take this little cup too.

Number one's all I have I plea,
Have you no shame, I can see that,
You've collected everybody's stool.

I hear a faint sound,
Doctor plays Going Under,
He must adore me,
He wants just one souvenir,
So now I know he,

Goes to sleep and dreams about me,
Cant pass up opportunity,
He's collected everybody's stool.

Need to escape....where will I hide...
Can't find me now...I slipped outside.

I see the room now,
Jars lined on the walls,
And I won't come here anymore,

Grab my cell and call the police,
Wait for them to get to the scene,
Somehow he got everybody's stool,

Here they come straight down the small street,
They've arrived to come and save me,
I wish I had everybody's stool
Cheers :)

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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EmiLoca - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Gross! I read this just after cleaning up the mess that my new puppy made, and I actually vomited. I can't believe I'm giving you all fives.
Ryan - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Your vote didn't register, Emi. Please check again.
aoid - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I honestly don't see the humor in this.
EmiLoca - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
You're right. I don't know what's wrong with this machine. *thwacks computer*
Ryan Quinn - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
It looks like it went through this time, Emi Loca...thanks for double checking!

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