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Song Parodies -> "My Bra"

Original Song Title:

"My Immortal"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Evanescence

Parody Song Title:

"My Bra"

Parody Written by:

The lesbian losers, woo woo woo

The Lyrics

I dont need to explain anything except that i suddenly started singin it and decided to submit it to you!!! cos
your soooooo very very very wunnerful!!! basically its about a broken relationship with a drag queen
that wont return amy-lee's bra so her boobs are sagging and she wants it b
I'm so tired of asking you
suppressed by my sagging boooobs
and if you had to give
i wish that you would just give it
cos my boobs are getting saggy
and they wont stay near my lungs

these boobs keep sagging down
these stretch marks just to gay
there's just too much flesh thats sagging down

WHEN YOU CRIED I'D WIPE AWAY ALL OF YOUR POO
WHEN YOU'D SCREAM ID PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
AND IVE HELD YOUR HANDS DURING THE DENTIST
BUT YOU STILL HAVE, MY BRA

you used to undo my bra
by your stubby little fingers
but now im bound by the sags you made me have
your face it haunts, my once pleasant boobs
your voice it chased away all the firmness in me

these boobs keep sagging down
these stretch marks just to gay
there's just too much flesh that's sagging down

WHEN YOU CRIED I'D WIPE AWAY ALL OF YOUR POO
WHEN YOU'D SCREAM ID PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
AND IVE HELD YOUR HANDS DURING THE DENTIST
BUT YOU STILL HAVE, MY BRA

I've tried to tell my boobies that you have gone
my nipples are at my knees
i want to try to hold them up

WHEN YOU CRIED I'D WIPE AWAY ALL OF YOUR POO
WHEN YOU'D SCREAM ID PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
AND IVE HELD YOUR HANDS DURING THE DENTIST
BUT YOU STILL HAVE, MY BRA

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Pacing: 1.8
How Funny: 1.8
Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 10

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Floyd's Garage - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Awesome 5,5,5
Martina - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
could it BE any worse?
The Lesbian Losers, woo woo woo - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Well we have a new wonderful fan now, hey floyd! see what masterpeices you can write when you get a song stuck in your head?! obviously the rest of you havent seen a good song when you read it, that was amazing i was in fits for hours after, read the rest of our stuff, but the donnas one is just exaggerated, but we think you should read 'going under to meet spongebob' which is also hilarious, thanks for laughing, BYE!!!!!
Katie - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
*pukes on you* oops, sorry
CreativeOne - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Ugh. Im sorry, But your song just doesnt seem to fit really well. I mean it just dont make any sense.
Mari D - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
CreativeOne -- Maybe the song would fit if it tried a different cup size.
CreativeOne - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL. Maybe if there wasnt a song?
babi grl - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
um i thonk that the pacing is really bad. its really confusing and weird. 4 real
Lesbian Losers - May 06, 2004 - Report this comment
well we think it fits and if you dont like it then you are screwed in the head.....either that or the people who like it are on drugs.....probably.....
Apricot - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
God, horrible! Die! 1,1,1!
pukey - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
*bleeeeeeech* xD eeerrgg
Anastasia Beaverhausen - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
i just got to this from pushing on the random button, and it's really not very good. i mean, i am not trying to judge you because i have never put a song on this website before, but i didn't understand what poop had to do with crying. or with a bra.
Lesbian losers - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
for one thing we dont sit on the internet whinging over other people trying to amuse themselves, and another, it may suprise you to hear that WE'RE NOT REALLY LESBIANS, god who the hell actually believed that? come on, its a f*cking joke, its not meant to fit and its not meant to be serious, get over yourselves!
Angelique - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Evanescence is a great band, and this parody frankly is well, CRAP. =D
Meep. - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Some of it was humourous, but in a sleazy, cheap-novelty-toy sort of way... it was basically a load of trash. Such a waste of time based on such a good song. Feces, tears, and bras have no connections whatsoever... try a different hobby, lesbians...
A gay gal that no one wants to know about. - December 19, 2013 - Report this comment
So f***ing dumb. What does s*** have to do with bras or crying? 000.
Daffy Dyke - December 20, 2013 - Report this comment
Awesome feeling, like having your tongue in my A***! 5s

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