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Song Parodies -> "Wake My Dead Dog Up"

Original Song Title:

"Bring Me To Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Evanescence

Parody Song Title:

"Wake My Dead Dog Up"

Parody Written by:

Bob Cassella

The Lyrics

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Wake My Dead Dog Up (Parody of Bring Me To Life by Evanescence)

Why did you have to hit my dog
With your Mack Truck?
Why was I chosen to have such
the rottenest of luck

And there she is
All over the road
Her body's in decaying mode

I see the crash replay inside
Dog....truck....collide

(Wake Her Up!)
Wake my dead dog up!
(My poor pup!)
Wake my dead dog up!
(Ass-hole!)
Why'd you have to hit her with your truck?

(Wake her up!)
Now she's just a lump
(My poor pup!)
Another roadkill bump
(Ass-hole!)
With every car that hits her, goes a thump

Now that I have no pet to walk
Or feed or call, or teach new tricks
No longer will I need to help
Re...move... her.. ticks

(Wake Her Up!)
Wake my dead dog up!
(My poor pup!)
Wake my dead dog up!
(Ass-hole!)
Why'd you have to hit her with your truck?

(Wake her up!)
Now she's splattered there
(My poor pup!)
A mess of guts and hair
(Ass-hole)
But you kept driving on and didn't care

My.....dead.....dog.....up

(I tried not to cry, but I saw her head fly)

Wake... my.. dog.. up..

Min-utes go by
And still I stand
All petrified

Dog-gy,

You...are gone
And I am left
Alone and I

Suddenly, in a flash,
Recalled what day it was
The day my grandpop was coming down to visit us
He is kinda blind in his left eye
It's sorta hard for him to see some things

And I was warned to keep my doggy in the house
(I let her run loose)
Right " In....to......the......road

Wake....My....Dog....Up

(Wake Her Up!)
Wake my dead dog up!
(My poor pup!)
Wake my dead dog up!
(Ass-hole!)
Why'd you have to hit her with your truck?

(Wake her up!)
That truck was my grand-dad
(My poor pup!)
In the business truck he had
(Ass-hole)
It sorta is my fault my dog is dead

He... missed... our.. house
(Cuz he's blind in one eye...So he just drove right by)

It... Was... My... Fault

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Agrimorfee - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
"Why’d you have to hit her with your truck? Now she’s splattered there"... Check your html text (the apostrophes) and make sure it's converted to regular text before you submit it.
Marianne E. B. Markham - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Twistedly funny! lol, that poor dog...
Punk - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
AS a fellow(i like that word)parodie artist,i must say its good....WHO AM I KIDDNIG???I DOWNLOADED IT!!!LOL
kipper with a slipper - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
yeah, i liked this one. I'm gonna listen to the real song n read this at the same time now, to compare! cool song :)
aequitaS - April 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Well i listened to the recording. AWESOME xD laughed my butt off 555
anonymous - September 09, 2011 - Report this comment
where can i download this parody ?

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