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Song Parodies -> "Helium"

Original Song Title:

"Lithium"

Original Performer:

Evanescence

Parody Song Title:

"Helium"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Helium…
From that balloon that I untied
Helium…
Sucked all the air that was in it out
Helium…
Mess around and talk like a chipmunk
Stuck… This way… Oh man, This really blows!

“Help!” I said and struck your funny bone
Sound just like Mickey Mouse it’s not a joke
Think I went and broke my voice box mold
So now I don’t sound tough or even manly

You’re laughing when I speak
Doctor! Come please help me!

Helium…
Why has my voice gotten so high?
Helium…
I loathe how I’m forced to squeal and pout
Helium…
That Steven Hawking sounds more normal
MY!!!!
SPEECH IS PUBESCENT!!!
Hear my high-pitched whine!
Like a eunuch guy
No pitch or deepness just like an elf
There’s no glee with air down your throat
Squeaky groan!!!

Parties are always great to have a ball
But next time I will not mess with the balloons (Balloons!)
I spent all week sucking on these Halls
Still my voice is worse than chalkboard scratches

There’s something wrong with me
Why won’t my vocals turn deep?

Helium…
All of the remedies I’ve tried!
Helium…
But still this awful noise escapes my mouth
Helium…
Perfect for cartoons
(Sqeeeeeeeak!!!)
At least I’m making dough

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Leo Keough - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Second only to lighting farts for producing uncontrollable laughter at a party!!!...555!!!
Mark Scotti - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
HIGH fives for this "uplifting" parody!!!
Silver Power - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Really awesome parody, though I loathe the original song... 5s!
DJ Blaze - July 25, 2009 - Report this comment
I remember seeing an episode of My Name Is Earl in which Earl sucks helium at a party and starts singing high-pitched, then someone informs him "Those aren't helium-filled balloons.". LOLed at this parody. 555

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