-> "No Jay, Don't Leave The Show."
Original Song Title:
"Tourniquet"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"No Jay, Don't Leave The Show."
Parody Written by:
DDPX
The Lyrics
Jay's leaving The Tonight Show
In the year 2009.
And he'll be replaced by Conan.
It's not fair.
When Conan begins his rein, things will fail.
The ratings, they will plummet.
The viewers were lose interest, they'll miss Jay.
They'll all miss Jay.
No Jay, don't leave the show.
Please stay on it longer.
No Jay, don't leave the show.
Please stay on it longer.
I love that guy Leno
He's my favourite host.
When Conan takes over
Next year...things will go wrong!
The ratings, they will plummet.
The viewers were lose interest, they'll miss Jay.
They'll all miss Jay.
No Jay, don't leave the show.
Please stay on it longer.
No Jay, don't leave the show.
Please stay on it longer.
No, Jay don't leave!
No Jay, don't leave the show.
Please stay on it longer.
No Jay, don't leave the show.
Please stay on it longer.
Jay's the only one I enjoy,
I love Jay and his chin
I dislike Conan.
Please don't leave us
No Jay, don't leave.
Please stay on the air.
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