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Song Parodies -> "The Anti-Bill Gates Song"

Original Song Title:

"The FCC Song"

Original Performer:

Eric Idle

Parody Song Title:

"The Anti-Bill Gates Song"

Parody Written by:

Spencer Karter

The Lyrics

I hated Bill Gates, why? because of the Cannot Find Servers, 400, 401,403,404,500 errors on the net. Here's the anti-Bill Gates song. I don't want to offend him and this is a funny song.
(Spoken)
Here's a song that I wrote as a parody
For www.amiright.com

I hate you very much Bill Gates
I hate you for the errors on the net
Four-O-Four errors
When I hear a folklore
That's more than geting mad at him

So I hate you very much Bill Gates
For putting "Cannot Find Server" error on the net
AOL is a dear service
So I like "You've got Mail"
Everybody doesn't like strong errors or so
There getting mad when they don't see their favorite sites
So I hate you so very much

I hate you for putting those 403 forbidden error
I think he's hidden a dirty secret
From Napster to Kazzaa, and end in lawsuits
Let's send Mr. Gates a clear signal and get rid of 404
He's a uppity rich nerd, at lease he's isn't female
So I hate you so very much

So I hate you for putting those 404 errors
I hate you and I have everthing you do
Those 500 errors must be a fake
You've haven't got a pride
As far as I concerend you've just like a another Steve Urkel
And as I hate those errors
So I hate you so very much

So I hate you as much as writter Violet Wells
For giving free music's free away
It's really a problem, I can't see my site
The go-go is a no-no since the censors here to say
'You can't say the word you you're going to bleep out'
So I hate you so very much

So what the internet fails
When I see the DNS
So I hate you so very much!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 9

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Tim Mayfield - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Spencer, umm, Bill Gates is not responsible for 404 errors. In fact, Microsoft servers don't even respond with "404" they just say page not found. What usually happens is the webmaster (term used very loosely) doesn't know how to type, or forgot that on a Unix system (not a Microsoft one) needs the link to match the case of the document name. Say Heathers.html is being referenced by heathers.HTML. On Unix this will return a 404, but not on Windows 2000. Usually, the webmaster removes a file but doesn't update the webpage. The other alternative is you are accessing sites where there is some objectional material and the web host company has pulled their plug.
Spencer Karter - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't believe I got 1 on How Funny, and I hate your ratings.
Bill Gates - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Spence, it goes with the territory. There's a group of dickheads out there who vote their neuroses and pathologies rather than the merits of the parody. F*ck 'em! and write on.
Frank Gari - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Ok, so I dissed another song of yours... but I LIKE this one! Nice job and forget Mr. Tim
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