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Song Parodies -> "Zero"

Original Song Title:

"Hero"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Enrique Iglesias

Parody Song Title:

"Zero"

Parody Written by:

Frankie D

The Lyrics

Would you prance
if I asked you to prance
would you run
if you saw me naked
would you laugh
if you saw me cry
and would you remove my moles tonight

Would you tremble
if I tripped you in the hallway
would you fall
oh please tell me this
now would you kill
for the one you loved
hold my nine in your hands tonight

I can be your zero baby
I can piss off that there lady
I will spank myself forever
I can take your breasts away

Would you swear
if I cut your wrist
or would you laugh
would you run in freight
did I cut too deep
have I lost my knife
I don't care
I got my nine tonight

I can be your zero baby
I can piss off that there lady
I will spank myself forever
I can take your breasts away

Oh I just want to hang you
I just want to hang you
did I cut too deep
have I lost my knife
I don't care
I got my nine tonight

I can be your zero baby
I can piss off that there lady
I will spank myself forever
I can take your breasts away

I can be your zero
I can piss off that there lady
and I will spank myself forever
I can take your breasts away
I can take your breasts away

I can be your zero

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